Imagine being son of Ronaldo

Imagine being son of Ronaldo.
Having everything on the plate since birth. Perfect genetics, perfect appearance, greatest physicians and trainers, billions of dollars in your dads pocket. By the time you hit 12 you already have appolo body, thousands of zoomer girls wanting your D, professional contracts and bright future.
How it's fair?

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imagine having a hot model mom

Who said it was fair. You're here complaining on the internet from a house while some dude in Africa somewhere is taking a shit in the corner of his mud hut

Why are you fangirling over some kid?

imagine projecting end seething

the thing I inherited from my parents was alcoholism and 2k in the bank.

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PEDOPHILE FAGGOTS REPORTED AGAIN

That kid is worked harder to get his abs than all of /b combined

>brown
>perfect genetics

Dad kick ball! Dad kick ball! Gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllll!

Soccer sucks

Who said life had to be fair?

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This post is about roblox.

>perfect genetics
>brown eyes
pick one

>grandpa is a massive coke dealer
>has a good chance of being kidnapped by the cartel at some point thanks to grandpa

I'll take my chances being comfortably middle class.

imagine being a closeted fag

lost

black eye fags

>hot model mo
Like 30% of Culombians look like her

Imagine being an envious retard who's so fucked by their own bottomless need for material comforts and privileges that the idea of being born with all the pieces already set into place for you doesn't sound like the most subtle and devious type of hell imaginable.
>inb4 cope
The actual cope here is the idea that the extreme, undeserved wealth of others has fuck all to do with your own unfulfilled lifestyle.

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> Imagine being son of Ronaldo ...

... watching your dad sitting on the substiututes' bench at Manchester United's so-called
> " Theatre of Dreams "
Manchester United 0 - 2 Brighton & Hove Albion
at half time

It happened today:
7 August 2022 in the [arguably renamed ]
> " Theatre of Nightmares " in Manchester

Final score:
Manchester United 1 - 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 2
United's blushes saved courtesy of an own goal scored by the Brighton & Hove Albion player :
> Alexis Mac Allister

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