UPDATE: His life support has just been turned off, and Rick has lost it in ward 6. Mayhem is currently taking place

UPDATE: His life support has just been turned off, and Rick has lost it in ward 6. Mayhem is currently taking place.

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This has been unfunny for so long that it's almost starting to be funny again.

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Are those monkey pox pustules on his face?

>> major update from UMC Hospital
>> Corey has suffered from major complications after his surgery.
>> Unfortunately a multiorgan failure occured due to septic shock which could not be controlled in time
>> Corey is currently not conscious
>> Corey is still connected to Extracorporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO) and an external breathing machine
>> Physicians suspect severe hypoxic brain damage
>> It is now up to the family to decide how to proceed....


UPDATE: ITS OVER everything HAS BEEN TURNED OFF

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>UPDATE: ITS OVER everything HAS BEEN TURNED OFF

Just turn the light switch back on. Everything is on that same circuit.

by far the best content on Any Forums

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Sir? That's no joke this is dead serious.

Coreys external breathing machine has been ultimately switched off minutes ago.

COREY is dying as we speak

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>UPDATE: His life support has just been turned off, and Rick has lost it in ward 6. Mayhem is currently taking place.

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Its over, fren.

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Soooo do they have battletoads?

yes of course

in heaven

where Corey is

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I'm yelling at God but he won't answer

I'm crying and shaking

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP FUCKING YELLING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COREY I MISS YOU ALL THE TIME PLEASE GOD JUST LET IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Updated newfag/logfag/corey/yellow filter

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There are currently around 4800 hashes. Sage and report all newfag spam posts.

>mulder, spoopy thing no real

>pastebin com/8jdZvcUx

everyone using filters is a faggot and also you will always loose

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He's up there we're down here.

Big Hoss

Big Loss

Heaven's gain, is our pain.

RIP

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