Death To Yellowfags

I want every single yellowfag on this board to read this very carefully. What is happening right now goes very far beyond 'you are not welcome here'. This is not your turf. You do not have a place anywhere near this part of the internet. You have transgressed. You don't come to our doorstep and try to fuck with us, especially not Any Forums.

You feel safe now because Any Forums as a whole has turned its back on Any Forums, but this board has a primordial pull that can't be erased by youtubers and redditors, and once the really dangerous people on this site notice you pissing in our garden, you're going to have a serious fucking problem. Posing as insiders and hijacking the old user design to convince us that you're "le real Any Forums" and frame yourself as anti-reddit board counterculture is not going to work, at all. You may have spent 6 months here, and you clearly think that's long enough for you to convince someone you're oldfags, but recall that there are actual oldfags watching you do that, and guess what? They're not going to forget.

You really think you're hot shit just because of the Christ is King thing? This isn't some sort of melodramatic fictive joke to try to be funny and get (you)s. Keep pushing and Any Forums is going to lay you little faggots the fuck out. We know you aren't from here. Tumblr failed, twitter failed, and you're going to fail too, and no matter how many little strawpolls you write and how many shitty macro edits you make, we're going to win like we always do. I highly encourage you to keep trying to get porn banned from Any Forums, or any other part of this site. Accelerationism tends to be the best way to resolve these things.

You're not Any Forums. We're done tolerating you. Keep pushing and see what happens.

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seethe harder plz

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>he posted it as a thread

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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

i dont even like yellowfags but post is really fucking cringe. plz continue sucking cock like you're supposed to OP

How does it feel being castrated?

Sage. Retard

You're the intruder you fucking 13 year old virgin incel

Oldfag here - porn is not Any Forums. You post porn here out of anger because you're a frustrated ugly virgin and lack anywhere else to take out your feelings, and that's not what Any Forums is all about.

This used to be where good ideas were born onto the internet, it was the source of nearly everything, and was a collaborative hive mind with good intentions, and we understood this was all fun and games, then you children came along and didn't get the joke, and you turned it into cancer with bad intentions.

How about you respect the generation that built the internet for you by getting your cancerous revenge porn bullshit tf off of it.

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I’m not a virgin and I post porn here because I love porn and I want to share it with people. You’re not an oldfag, and I know 1000% a Any Forums oldfag wouldn’t care about people posting porn here. Porn was not, and is not, the majority of content on Any Forums. If this was some real estate argument about people wanting to have active threads and that snuffing out everything else, you would have led with that, but you led with porn hate because you hate porn. Once again, the internet is not for people like you and you’re definitely not welcome on Any Forums.

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>70%-80% isn't the majority!
did you fucking fail math class retard

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lmao this guy's been here three years and thinks he's an oldfag
>a collaborative hive mind with good intentions
retard nigger it's a place to post tits, gore and laugh at people getting ground up in industrial accidents

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Fuck you logic. It's gay and retarded just like you so fuck off nigger. Sage

Oh yeah also this “oldfag” is calling people incels

Yellows on suicide watch

far from it

I hope you realize that no matter how much you cry about it, you can’t ban porn. Like, literally, the admins will never do that.

Yiff gets you banned outside of /b so fuck you I'll continue yiffing here and debating sexual stuff .

Oh no keyboard killer. Relax.
They just don’t want Any Forums flooded with porn.

of course they won't ban it completely, there's just way too fucking much of it that should be sent off to one of the 10 dedicated porn boards
check out /trash/, i think you'll enjoy it there a lot

Any Forums WAS NEVER GOOD, "OLDFAG"

WEW

NOBODY IS WELCOME ON Any Forums DIPSHIT
NEITHER OF YOU ARE SPECIAL

>the "Any Forums was never good" excuse

Nope /b is a free place to post whatever the fuck you want, soon and I ,Ean soon you yellow fags will start getting banned .

I will post my monster cock all up and down Any Forums and no dicklet yellow poster will stop me.

IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE WHEN IT'S TRUE

I MISS CP

WTF IS A YELLOWFAG

IS THIS SOMETHING YOU SUMMERFAGS CAME UP WITH

FUCK YOU STOP CHANGING

its about half a dozen incels from Any Forums (seriously) on an anti-porn crusade.

they've already let it slip in another thread, plus they say retarded things about how Any Forums used to be this wonderful creative happy place. I guess it's better than having them shoot up another supermarket.

this really has become a porn general board with a few off topic posts in between because of you boring fucks refusing to use the plethora of designated boards

You aren't doiing shit, the yellowfags are all zoomers
You are delusional if you believe they are not here to stay
You spend a month in Any Forums, you are so desensitized you stop giving a shit. Not even gore or CP will make these faggots leave now.

>anyone who disagrees with me is a Any Forumsfag
fuck you faggot

Preach, user.
Porn threads on Any Forums suck, which is why I don't click on them, and neither should you.

You suck even harder if you think that Any Forums should "be less degenerate", and you're not an oldfag if you claim to remember the day when there was no porn here.

The idea of censoring Any Forums would have a real oldfag up in arms (as soon as they finished jerking off so they could raise them).

GTFO my Any Forums, Any Forumsfag.

the only time Any Forums was good was when you were new to Any Forums

You are, though. Everyone can see it.

BEHLOD, THE CONTINTS OF THE HUMAN MIND

IT'S JUST PORN

SURPRISED ???? YOU SHOULDNT BE

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what the fuck are these mental gymnastics

Heres a thought nigger, post original content then, instead you choose to fight piss with piss.
But wait, people don't actually want original content because every original thread I see dies with less than 10 replies.
You're worse than what you are complaining about and even more self absorbed, only at least the coomers have an excuse due to biology, you are just a plain old faggot.

>wanting people to put shit where it belongs instead of spamming it here makes you a Any Forumsfag
what the fuck is this retarded logic

KYS