Imagine drinking

Imagine drinking

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How did you get that picture of me??!!

Prob one of the best pics of the 22nd century

Reminder that the guy in the pic is literally dead from choking on his vomit

Steel reserve 211, whaddya know about that? Prolly nuttin.

sleep well steely dan

That first sip of the evening

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me but i normally wake up with my penis out

WHAT A LIFE

>about 24 hours sober

Here we go again...how long this time?

characters you are slowly becoming

>living this close to Brighton
Gay

no, he isn't. it's a staged photo to see how easy it is to troll Any Forums

Are there any movie posters that actually look good on a wall?

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She looks like an over priced meth head lol

Jesus christ imagine her giving you a foot job with those monstrous gollum feet whilst simultaneously smushing your face with those spider monkey hands

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Genuine Noonwraith aesthetics

long long ago when I was in school there were these traveling poster salesmen who would sell black + white movie still posters, high as kites on stimulants dancing to low key techno as they transacted, all very unlicensed, and they'd set up shop in the student union for a few days.
Black + white stills from Scarface and Godfather and Pulp Fiction sold out quick.

Such one-off posters are preferable, less prole, for home display. Warhol figured that one out long ago.

Google Images - Polish school of movie posters

Metal guitar playing hands

reminder the guy in the photo isnt dead you fucking retarded and thats an unsubstantiated rumor started on Any Forums by troons
t. guy in the photo feel free to ask me anything

Are you still a Steely guzzling alcoholic?

>unpasteurised raw milk
There is absolute nothing natural about drink cow's milk. Why in the ever loving fuck would you want to drink it unpasteurised?

Can you prove it? He looks pretty ded

One time I passed out like that with some cunny image on my computer screen. Thank god my roommate was out of town at the time

Back on the wagon bros. Now ita just a fuckload of uppers and downers for me! Things are finally looking up!

Gilfoyle

non-white detected

you're the cancer that killed Any Forums
i seriously dont even want to come back here anymore, nothing but edgy zoomer retards who cant even come up with their own humor
just dire

been drinking these
they go down like a breeze

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sleep tight, steeler

Peace

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this is going on my vision board for what I'll be like if I don't get my life together

Alcohol is the absolute shittiest drug. I'm in deep right now and the detox is going to be hell and take like 3 days. I hate you faggots for implying alcohol is "cool". Ketamine is way better

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the brie has gone sour

I don't think its "cool", I drink it because my life is boring without it

I'm 2 weeks sober and 1 week no cigarettes. Next week I'm quitting Any Forums and I'm going to start exercising. My life has been too shitty for too long.

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it's not about the "drug" you stupid fucking junkie kill yourself. you have a couple of beers to take the edge off and socialize, not ingest horse tranquilizer you stupid zoomer fucktard

Good luck. My detox was about 5 rough days and even weeks after I still have sweaty feet and hands. I would recommend tapering for a few days if you can, going cold turkey is extremely painful.

I have to detox in 3 days to sell a million dollar house lmao

those are good bit expeez though

been drinking about a bottle of whisky every day now
can't say I don't like it

I'm 7 days into a fast after drinking heavily for a long while and don't feel particularly bad
Don't want to quit, just want to desensitize a little bit, since I also edge while I drink and been missing the euphoria from it

Alcohol is actually one of the best drugs in terms of how GOOD it makes you feel. Ironically, Alcohol is one of the most hard-core drugs there is, being one of only two drugs(opiates) that can kill you through withdrawals alone. I would choose any withdrawal over hard-core alike withdrawal, except for heroin.

I know lots

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>to sell a million dollar house
so a lower-middle class shithole in socal or like richmond?
gtfo pleb

Benzos can kill you from withdrawal

>next week I'm quitting Any Forums

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Yes yes sweetie enjoy your imported resist capitalism nut juice with added estromax and mood stabilizer complex. While the big boys get swole on micronutrients.

imagine a functional society where there is a reason to live other than sex/money/fame/fortune and not having to sedate your consciousness to appeal to these satanic motivations?
haha imagine that

You can also just drink water and eat healthy

that only works if you are sub 130IQ, you'll have to take my word for it

There is a life outside USA you know

Kek what's with the black bar over the eyes

i drank a whole litre of bourbon in less than 24 hours
watched midsomer murders
what a life

What's so bad about pasteurization? Isn't it just heating?

Yes exactly

They won't tell you this but life is actually better with sub 130 iq

Well we've been consuming milk and fermented milk for millennia so I think I will continue to do that and you can continue to be an alcoholic vegetable oil enjoyer that can't go five minutes without shitting himself.
I never said there was anything bad about it, if you buy from you're average supermarket big dairy supplier that has shit quality control and poor cattle then it's quite good. But it kills the micronutrients and my kefir grains don't grow nearly as fast.

>They won't tell you this but life is actually better with sub 130 iq
this is unironically true, too much brain and you cant even walk correctly, cant dress correctly, cant talk correctly
hellish

>You can also just drink water and eat healthy
And where do you get your water from, smugman?
do you get it from a protected artisinal well with 10,000 year old microplastic and persistant pollutant free source?
no, you dont
you get it from a tap or from a plastic bottle
admit it
ADMIT IT

Im 131 IQ and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spaceman

I get it from the tap which is one of the worlds best tap waters. I'm in Munich and it's directly from the alps

Don't drink alcohol
You want to drink it because you want to ejaculate to disgusting porn
Just do it and get it over with, you will not want alcohol after you ejaculate