Fixing Any Forums

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You show me the rule that says no porn on Any Forums and I might help

mods won't help because no rules are being broken

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I agree.

I want every single yellowfag on this board to read this very carefully. What is happening right now goes very far beyond 'you are not welcome here'. This is not your turf. You do not have a place anywhere near this part of the internet. You have transgressed. You don't come to our doorstep and try to fuck with us, especially not Any Forums.

You feel safe now because Any Forums as a whole has turned its back on Any Forums, but this board has a primordial pull that can't be erased by youtubers and redditors, and once the really dangerous people on this site notice you pissing in our garden, you're going to have a serious fucking problem. Posing as insiders and hijacking the old user design to convince us that you're "le real Any Forums" and frame yourself as anti-reddit board counterculture is not going to work, at all. You may have spent 6 months here, and you clearly think that's long enough for you to convince someone you're oldfags, but recall that there are actual oldfags watching you do that, and guess what? They're not going to forget.

You really think you're hot shit just because of the Christ is King thing? This isn't some sort of melodramatic fictive joke to try to be funny and get (you)s. Keep pushing and Any Forums is going to lay you little faggots the fuck out. We know you aren't from here. Tumblr failed, twitter failed, and you're going to fail too, and no matter how many little strawpolls you write and how many shitty macro edits you make, we're going to win like we always do. I highly encourage you to keep trying to get porn banned from Any Forums, or any other part of this site. Accelerationism tends to be the best way to resolve these things.

You're not Any Forums. We're done tolerating you. Keep pushing and see what happens.

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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.