I work as a mall security guard

I work as a mall security guard

AMA

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like in the movie?

do you work as a mall security guard

where did your life go so horribly wrong

How much money did you make last year?

Nowhere, the job gives me something to do. I don't need to work.

45k from my job and around 95k from my investments.

>I don't need to work.
explain

I made a large amount of money from investing and quit my job, I now work a basic job so I can keep an eye on my stock market investments and also just relax.
I have 2 degrees and my old job used to be high stress.

How bad are the black mallgoers where you work?
Tell us your worst story.

while yall niggas be followin me

because you're a nigger, and niggers are criminals

What's so wrong about children watching porn and having sex? As long as they don't get pregnant it's harmless.

>45k from my job and around 95k from my investments.
What do you investment in and how do you receive what I assume +100% returns?

I lie on the internet to strangers and plan on committing suicide later this week

Why don't you get a better job? Also how are the roodypoos?

That's too true to be a real response

Bust any trannies for using the woman’s bathroom?

Ever get sucked off on duty? Want to?

When was the last time you shit your pants?

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How many 13 year old girls did you fuck up the ass and mouth in the arrest room in exchange for freedom after they shoplifted bras and make up?

You know, the ones you took to that OTHER security room where the old camera was disconnected but still looked like a legit holding room where the strip search was very hands on and the little whore slut ghetto fuckmeat future dick worshipping soulless sack of blood was given a chance to calm down and told "we can work out a deal if you don't want me to call the cops on you"

Did you press them hard down against the strip search table when you emptied 2 weeks worth of edging semen down their rectum? Did you have one of those little future prostitutes ever come back and steal again a week later with her friend?

Gayfag here but i have had this happen to me, with cops too

This is....very ...hot..
My clit says hi

God, I lost count. I always ejaculate deep inside their tight pussies. Most of them cry so I hit them on the head with a brick. Goes without saying they don't steal again.