Enemies can grab you

>enemies can open doors

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>enemy is fast

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>both their buttholes visible for a split second

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Toxoplasmosis increases testosterone serum btw jsyk

>enemy nearby
>*autosaving*

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>toxotranny strikes again
Toxoplasmosis comes from rodents that the cats kill, eat and shit out.
If you let your cat run outside and shit inside, then collect the shit with your hands and don't wash them, that's you being a filthy retard.

I got 2 kittens last week, and they keep on going into places that they're not supposed to be in.

At least they never scratched or bit me.

>Enemy already knows your move based on button presses

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And yet about half of people have had the parasite in them once. If you ever played outside as a kid, chances are you've gotten it, because guess what: cats shit outdoors too.

OMFG, this scared the fuck out of me

>don’t require exercising

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Cunt

>enemies can grab you

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wut dat?

>Dating Muslim girl
>Her fat retarded dad hates the shit out of my cat and always says it's a sign of my poor discipline to let an animal live in my home
Why does he hate Samwise, bros? He's a good kitty

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>enemies can solve puzzles

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animals are pests in most of the third world, and also muslim culture has degraded to alabama tier and they have no respect or dignity like their ancestors.

Cats are sacred in Islam though

i'm not sure if it's true, but i've read that Muhammad himself was a cat guy

theyre evolving

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Is it? I never talk about religion with my gf, don't know shit about Islam. So he's even more retarded than I thought?

Why did he do it?

>enemies can punch, but only nazis, and only when not on cocaine

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>enemy can one tap you

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why are cats so weird

It's too late for us, Any Forumsros. They're already smarter than the average game journalist

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No, he's thinking of Kemetism

Yeah dude, the Prophet Muhammad had a cat, look it up.

Why are you letting her father talk to you that way in the first place?

why not?

You also get it from eating medium rare steak. You likely have it retard

>enemies aren't programmed to react in fear

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>the stick double in size from one shot to another
HHMMMMMMMMM

There's two sticks retard. That's the point of the puzzle

low bar

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chad bird

Welp, they can't all be crows.

Cawdon Freecrow brained motherfucker. Still can't avoid barnacles for some reason.

>608156856
Mutt owners are insufferable. Dogs are the ultimate cope animal used as an ego boost by insecure owners who just want to command an animal about and think they're reliable for "defence" lol.

I love cats and dogs. I've befriended virtually every dog and cat I've ever met, to the point where they will always want to jump on my lap and they get excited when they see me. Dogs are definitely smarter than cats, but in some ways there are mental trade-offs for having slightly higher intelligence that make dogs a bit more annoying than a properly socialized cat.
That being said, cats are way easier to take care of and I'm 100% convinced that the people who hate cats and constantly bring up toxoplasmosis are just ex cat owners who failed to befriend their cat because they were shitty/possibly neglectful pet owners.

>enemy does zero damage

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Balls of steel.

agreed
its crazy my dog kills the ferals in our neighborhood all the time because my retarded neighbor keeps feeding them then they come into my yard to shit in the giant beach sand fire pit/outdoor bar area
hes 7 and i think hes killed 12 or 13 in the past 3 years since that dumbfuck lady and her son moved in

The first one he's pulling out of the string you mong, watch how it changes size from one shot to another when he's pulling it out.

shark people, the next evolution

>enemies can seduce you

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based
I had a cat and dog and loved them dearly. Dogs are definitely smarter but way more annoying
I just like to troll cat owners online because they're usually gay weirdos that are easy to get a rise out of

:O
*blushes*

>sheltering eggs
It has no choice. It has to follow the laws of the wild. Alive. With their lives on the line. Out here only the strong survive.

>purposely not mentioning the utter stench of cat piss
KYS

ya-yamete

>guitar solo

I love that the kick rotated him 180 degrees too

another stray thread?

Because there's one in the cage. That's the point

>haha look how smart these birds are
>runs the same tests over and over again
>see they are smart!

Holy christ

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>REPENT SINNER

I love cats so much its unreal

Seethe

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>enemies can open doors

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Fucking balls of steel.

Another fun fact is that cats are only "contagious" for a very short period of time after contracting it themselves (3 weeks at most). Not to mention that for house cats it's very unlikely they'll ever become infected in the first place unless the owner is a dirty fuck who keeps heaps of trash and shares the house with rodents. Won't stop the autists from screeching about cats of course.

You are also based, good sir. Thanks for noticing my basedness. Keep pissing off numales with fur babies, you're doing God's work

goddamnit nigger mods

kek

but Any Forums is a dead board

>game has comeback mechanics that effectively allows newbies to cheat

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HOLY SHIT A STICK!!! WOAHHHHHH
fuck crow nigs

Why do you guys think dogs might not possibly be giving this? Those things carry all sorts of diseases and parasites. They were even looked at as vermin in the bible. I'm positive this is just a clown world at this point.

>enemies will rape you

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i should have posted some spoilered images before the thread got moved

is that jerma?

mods are fags

>This user is a Any Forums Moderator.
lmao

you can't just rape someone to death that easily, talk about unrealistic