LOL!

>ps5
what was he even doing?

>bird with tits
cringe

If you dig around enough for, there's probably a furry Prophet Muhammed porn comic out there

gem though

I don't live on borrowed time :(

is he going to be sacrificed or fucked to death?

Before this thread gets nuked, what's the name of this? I remember reading it like 3 years ago and I want to see lizard tits again

>reptiles
O I see where this is going now

I use to house share with a fat cunt and his even fatter cunt girlfriend - she constantly smelt like unwashed body sweat mixed with unwashed genitals. Still makes me nearly vomit to remember how bad fat people smell, especially when they don’t take care of their BO.

I’m either convinced they’ve get off on smelling like human trash, or just can’t notice it. All fat people need to be dragged out of the front of their houses, and shot. Old people get a pass, because age is an excuse - young fat, smelly degenerates are just mentally retarded lazy cunts.

Ooooooh snussy

>snake
>both holes
gross

What is this new Zoomer autism trend of replacing the “pussy” with the first or two letters of the associated thing being sexualised? It’s the cringiest shit. Like grown men that use the word “tummy”.

Isn't the mouth of all big reptiles full of super flesh eating bacteria? Like as potent as venom

Yes, and snakes also do not have an asshole - but furrys are mentally retarded/Aspergers/autistic. Which also explains most furry characters being bright and recognisable colours that are typically used with child learning.

KEYED.

They sure are autistic

lmao

Attached: JuUgylu.png (1382x2048, 2.02M)

Attached: tumblr_0b0b340b8f3c8af4bac7bf1aca3eee5c_92171bce_1280.jpg (1280x1899, 731.36K)

Prophecy by Zummeng

Attached: 1591460832315.jpg (800x570, 179.72K)

Why are Any Forums memes all “words words words” when the end argument could be boiled down to a single sentence?

heh

Attached: 1587646624490.png (320x425, 180.91K)

becaws powitics awe sewwwius bwisness!

Attached: 1659333630716989.jpg (828x1442, 83.99K)

The true delusion of the female mind...

These furfag comics drag on for so fucking long
Worst thing is it usually goes nowhere

Attached: 64664a_9768673.jpg (1200x1812, 229.17K)

Attached: JhqsiR0.png (800x4122, 693.36K)

The artist is male, you retarded nigger.

The prophecy says he will bring water. He's a well digger. He goes out digs a well and brings water back to the kingdom.

Attached: bLKOig6.png (720x720, 529.62K)

>a slave that can read
fucking RETARD NIGGER author

Thanks user. Saved me 30 more pages of some autistic going off on a tangent because his brain no work too good.

Kek
It's obvious that one of the tranny nannies is letting this thread live just so they can see the end of this furry comic
Absolute degens

Attached: ff.png (556x1336, 249.69K)

Uh...
What about the black kid?

Fucking autocorrect
Be a phonefag is pure oppression

Attached: NDErtYN.jpg (602x821, 147.81K)

Except that in many cases, the person may say "I think I deserve to be on this bench too". But then after they sit down, they insist that you are no longer allowed to sit on the bench.

Examples include diverse/inclusive hiring measures, where to give a black person a job, you must deny that job to a white person on the grounds of nothing but race.

This is a fecetious argument as it implies that there is more than enough 'bench space' to share, when often this is not the case.

Understandable IMO. Happysex is good.

The worst part of this comic is that to us can tell they’re both self-inserts for a fat bitch that thinks she’s a snake, and a scrawny white man with a greasy pony tale.

Attached: happiness.jpg (1606x1313, 429.47K)

We were having a thread with curvy snek pr0n and you had to bring in this filth. Shame.

"the liberal cries as he strikes you" is an old ass quote for a reason.

rofl

Attached: troll_slayer.png (740x488, 100.21K)

>the key
to a white woman's pants?

I certainly agree this faggot wolf is shit, but I don't care at all what went into the snake lady, since she's pleasing to look at

Attached: un2xaynevxq71.png (800x1200, 379.79K)

WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

actually funny

does it end with some magic shit happening or is it just a lame romance comic

this seems like a weird cope+projection, because I've seen a lot of people happy with the first two points and they never go past that. Hell, the ones that bitch about this shit are usually the worse with their cash and blow it all the time.

she's going to vore him isn't she?

Attached: gamer comic.jpg (914x2372, 3.05M)

lol

Attached: FY2T5G3XoAAGXXg.jpg (1079x1079, 161.55K)

It did open by saying they were captured slaves, not born slaves.

kids don't bully people who won't take it.

Attached: u6xevzz5yvf91.png (800x1000, 642.07K)

Peechuz

haha lizard sex

Attached: quill20.gif (600x450, 15.2K)

Lmao1Kid

the worst part is i have to sit here existing
and simply knowing that this isnt even top 5 WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

Attached: e75dgjldn2d91.jpg (762x2131, 886.13K)

Based beyond belief

>click on shitty lol comic thread
>get heartwarming Snake-titty porn
Mistakes into miracles I suppose...

why do they have human feet?

interestnig take considering Antifa was randomly beating up people before the nunazi started to show up as a group.

>peasant that lives in a village that got rekt by snowniggers can read
woooooooooooooooooow

Attached: e7pe1bumogf31.png (684x1189, 476.05K)

As a fatass myself, I'll tell you that I am constantly fearing that I reek. I go out of my way to shower multiple times a day, and every time I'm in the bathroom I wipe down my groin with baby wipes.
Before you say it, I'm slowly making progress on losing the fat. Went from 370 to 355 since the start of june
Anyway, The videogame that turned me into the husband in the OP? GTA3

The rat race is a NPC issue, they have no drive, no ambitions. little bugs to fill the works of Brave New World or 1984, they need guides to have any drive at all. The people you are talking about, they have a goal and future to drive to, everyone else goes bitter because they took the road of least resistance and that drives you down a cliff, so they get mad at the world, rather than themselves because if they get mad at themselves they have to fix their issues and let's be real: if NPC could do that the rat race wouldn't exist.

Attached: 1454531586341.png (1920x1080, 373.88K)

OP you have no wife

Attached: ratvSn1.jpg (970x921, 245.12K)

>I go out of my way to shower multiple times a day,

Spoilers you are making it worse not better

Then she'd leave you easily since a prenum makes divorce quicker

>get insulted, abused and called a slut
>immediately climb to his cock
women....

Rob and Dave are faggots. Kris makes all the good comic strips

>370 to 355
Congrats user, keep it up.

very based losing the weight

Okay this just drags on now. Too wishywashy I agree

Attached: those_not_present_2x.png (900x1246, 82.32K)

I would expect everyone but those born into a slave caste to be literate in a world capable of supporting the concept of romance novels.

It's a good message, sorta

>one 1(uno) sex scene
>comic devolves into a WORDS!WORDS!WORDS!WORDS! shitfest
why is always like this man?

Attached: Vg_cats.jpg (613x641, 196.05K)

Did he really spell Stephanie wrong?

no do the same with social media and a obese female.

Well, some people do watch hentai for the plot

also use goldbond on your crotch to get rid of the fungal smell i know you have

Shut up nigger everyone is enjoying the lovey dovey shit. Go be an incel somewhere else.

The idea of intimacy scares me
even this comic with its lovey dovey attitude sends shivers down my spine
im glad god gave us masturbation

oh yeah like victorian england
I too remember the 95% literacy rate there

>Not liking Robs puns and dry humor
Shit taste detected, Dave can die in a fire though.

I love you saucy! Will you eat my shit sometime?

Attached: 4F6854C2-5F93-4675-B673-459A63F1094A.jpg (1777x4936, 1017.22K)

I was interested at the beginning but this shit drags on for way too fucking long at this point and it's pretty boring as porn.

I'll buy this shithole and eat every one of you

>i know why dr who is a man but dont point that out
great argument bro

It was closer to 60% at the lowest point in the era, but sure, it hit 90 towards the end.

looks particularly offensive on the wolf since he's skin colored, just looks like some guy is standing there lmao. Also it makes sense for the snake, unless you're arguing it should've been a lamia

>how dare writers make the MC relatable to the target audience

calm down Esteban

why she leaking orange juice

will this prophecy shit actually happen or is this just a shitty furry romance comic?

Attached: Married+rail_7baebd_9766653.jpg (1200x1137, 191.79K)

You should watch the movie Don Jon, it's exactly about this phenomenon

Attached: mature.jpg (750x1136, 213.79K)

This.
I'm literally waiting here for the stupid prophesy thing to happen.
All this love and porn bullshit is wasting my time. I want to see the big magic laser or whatever.

How many more pages are there? Do I jerk off now while the jannies are still asleep, or do I wait for the whole thing?

Attached: WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE.jpg (600x400, 33.17K)

this comics hilarious because the author doesnt even recognize reading an actual book as a possibility or something.
retarded "adulting" adults never seem to get that people can do things other than consume popular media.
head might as well unravel in a violent gore fashion when you tell these people you have a garden

>I wish this night could last forever
getting NMM vibes, inb4 prophecy was
>The stars will aid in her escape

See

>furries
>anything cool happening
Yeah no. The last page should be the author getting shot.

>actually fapping to this
Come on the art isn’t even that great. I’m just here for sweetness and penis prophecies.

Flawed argument because it implies that people who laugh at nerds don't have anything to do when usually they have other hobbies (reading, sports, gym, etc).

yeah but I want to see the thing
slow morning for the board anyways

Nazis are good though

agreed, even though I somewhat agree with what the comic is going for the last 2 panels completely ruin it. Make the guy sit in his home office or something, or go to the gym lmao. or at least fucking meditate in an empty room.

he's playing a ps5 because its the most addictive platform out there

Daddy cat is shit that's all, I destroy any mashing faggot any day in Tekken, nevermind 2D fighters where you can't do fuck without inputs.

That's the lamest shit I have ever heard

Attached: +_f9dba4bfbc705ba0ceeedb0d7dfa8279.png (2000x1159, 324.08K)

youtube.com/watch?v=JsNm2YLrk30

>A whole god damn kingdom
>Fucking no one knows how to dig a fucking well
Jesus christ the incompetence.
Also a very disappointing conclusion to the main plot point of the story.

physical activity is fascist
hiking is literally white supremacy
modern "literacy" is native erasure

These are some of the ugliest furries I have ever seen. This is beyond Autism.

Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd delete a porn comic before moving it to Any Forums

>moved to Any Forums
>still deleted all the porn

Attached: Cala MaREEEEE.png (475x414, 304.12K)

Lel, he moved it.

bruh
what the fuck is the point of putting this thread on Any Forums when you delete the fucking furfag comic
the only reason anyone would monitor this thread

Attached: 1555655363378.gif (216x147, 1017.19K)

How is this random?

Attached: 1632681087354.jpg (756x660, 165.3K)

>moved it AND deleted the porn
good job janny

what's weird is the Any Forums archive of the thread still has it all up

likley the middle of the road solution to deal with the porn dump

>he move the thread to Any Forums
>also removed the porn
shiggy diggy

I went to a comicon once, can confirm

Hot pockets done
Away he must flee
Please understand
He does it for free

>moved to the porn board
>deletes the porn
lmao