Walk in

>walk in
>find this passed out on your bedroom floor

Wat do?

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Dude has a monster dick and big balls. Unless his dick doesn’t grow much when hard. But assuming it does yeah that’s a monster

Ask my stupid ass friend why he took his pants off again.

get a blanket and cover him

Put him in a steel chastity cage and blackmail and Fandom him

Put it in your mouth and when he wakes up scream “Hahaha for you!”. Don’t worry it’s not gay because it’s a prank

Blackmail? With what? Gunna go let everyone know he has a monster dick? Oh poor him

his dick looks exactly like mine. im like 8.5 hard

I've seen this in a hostel one time but the dude been jerking off before he fell asleep and he had semen all over. Fuckin disgusting.

8.5 inches is absolute monster. 3 inches more than avg. I’m huge but not that huge, I’m 8

Do your balls look like that too?

Not that user, but the other big dick user. I have balls like his, very similar. Mine may be slightly larger

no homo etc. but that's a beautiful dick n balls

seems harmless enough. i'd shut the door and let him sleep

Actual femanon here.

This man has the most disgusting looking private parts I have ever seen.

Wtf is wrong with you lol

>femanon here
Ok bbc posting fat sweaty unwashed white soy chugger

yea they do look exactly like that too, i think we have similar genetics

whats wrong with his privates tho? they look exactly like mine ..please fill me in?

throw him over my shoulder and then chuck him outside my property, probably face first into the dirt after carrying his fatass so far

rate me

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Giant soft white dicks unite lol

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grab a sharpie and write *insert foreskin here* on his mutilated cock