>be me
>College student
>Live on my own
>Flat fucking broke
>Work a shitty minimum wage job (lookin' take more)
>So poor my cat survives on a diet of roaches
>Hungry
What do ?
I'm hungry
get food stamps retard, also there's food pantries all over the country where poor people get free food
Steal food like every students
This, stamps kept me from eating ass for 10 bucks.
I really really really can't
I refuse to live off somebody else's dime while giving them nothing in return, i have a dignity
Also no
I can't do immoral things
Plug your phone into your computer, point the cell camera at your face. Install a free mocap software. Pic an avatar with big anime titties and get simps to send you tendy bux on twitch or something
Simple as
Actually
Can you 3D model stuff?
I have some honest work I need done.
Like showing me recipes that are feeling, taste okayush with very cheap ingredients or some way to not spend as much money on food idk
It's not immoral to steal to have a decent life
You will die weak, hungry and poor. Enjoy your shitty life
I study history •́ ‿ ,•̀
Shit bro. Don't have much work for a history guy to do.
Idc I'll die a happy man knowing i lived an earnest life
Survive on a cat based diet until you have money to pay better food
or just eat the roaches too
then starve to death retard, at least your cat can feast on your body when you die
He can tell you a story bro
get used to starving
>Idc I'll die a happy man knowing i lived an earnest life
you are woefully naive and life is going to rape you repeatedly until you get a clue or die
Flour + salt + water = shit bread
+Yeast = ok bread.
Catch a fish.
Collect cans to recycle.
Dumpster dive at the groceries store for all the bakery goods they throw out.
Wait for the bread and milk deliverys and steal a bag of bread.
What are they gonna do? Send you to Australia? It ain't 1840s England anymore
Literally ask your pet shop / vet for a little bag of food they have thousands of unused sample bags out the back.
My cat is a Siamese cat and she's extremely affectionate, she's the only thing keeping me going in life rn i will not eat her, i don't wanna sound like an impossible prick or a complainer but what I'm really looking for is ways to cut corners are aren't illegal or shameful and maybe something else that works yk
join the cartel
Does your college have a food pantry for students? The one I work at does, because a lot of our students are poorfags. It's also for stuff like toiletries and personal hygiene products,
>i have a dignity
>aren't illegal or shameful
Go live in the woods, back to primal hunting.