Change the name of this fucking resturaunt.
Change the name of this fucking resturaunt
>Hey man I want to get Five Guys
>lol you faggot you want to have sex with five men! Thats what she said!
Thats not what I meant. I meant I want to eat a delicious but overpriced burger with an extra patty I didnt ask for and an over abundance of french fries with cajun seasoning. Its worse than 69.
This always happens to me. Every time I mention Five Guys, my mom (the only person I talk to) makes fun of me for wanting to have sexual intercourse with five males. Why does this happen?
Five guys and a baby
Five cisgender males?
Five Gallons of grease in your fries
They are fresh cut and seasoned to perfection
Five Males
and then fried in 5 gallons of oil, which their fries have a weird ability to soak in and retain
Five Guys Weiners and Buns
Some Dudes
Five They/Them/Their
Dead Jews
What could be better?
All the way.
"What OP's Mom Did Last Night"
>Burger and Fries
Fart Guys
That restaurant makes me fart like an angry skunk.
I’m actually with you on this OP. When I was a kid, my dad had never even heard of this place. But after seeing an advertisement on TV, I told my Dad that I wanted to go to Five Guys. After some searching online my Dad agreed to take me, before I knew it I was in this place I’d never been before getting fucking railed by 4 random dudes and my dad.
5 Fast 5 Furious
Change the name to 5 million dollars for a fucking cheeseburger
>next pride month it's going to be Fave Gays