Ask a dude who had both legs cut off anything about having both legs cut off

Must be top heavy right? Do you tip backwards when you wank?

Honestly, nothing.

Checked and not usually but it can happen.

In fact I did.

Yeah my balance is pretty good but definitely need to lean or lay to wank m8.

Fuck dude! What happened?

Did you deserve this?

have you had sex since you lost your legs, and how was it

how is your quality of life

do you need to live with someone who helps you?

Nothing exciting, lamebonitis. Should have fabricated a story about saving people fron a burning building or something lol.

Nah I don't think like that m8.

>have you had sex since you lost your legs, and how was it
Yeah. First few times were awkward and embarrassing. Definitely need some accommodations but I still get it in.

>how is your quality of life
Overall very good.

>do you need to live with someone who helps you?
I've got the same roommates I lived with before. They're very helpful when needed and helped make some accommodations so I navigate pet much anything around the house alone.

What's it like having no dick? You can't even turn 360 degrees and walk away lmao

>Lamebonitis

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Do you have legs?

Have you ever done Lt. Dan for Halloween?

Dicks still good m8.

Nope, not even 1.

Kek no. Its only been a year and didn't do anything last year. I'll have to think of something fun.

>Yeah. First few times were awkward and embarrassing.
HOLY FUCK IF I WERE A WOMAN I WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED TO HAVE SEX WITH A LEGLESS MAN HOW TF DO YOU EVEN MAKE WOMAN INTERESTED IN YOU

What was your first thoughts after the surgery looking at your stumps?

I guess you could say,you are half the man you used to be

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Fucking checked and keked

Where do you keep your old legs? And what do you do with them? Ever ply air guitar with them for fun?

So, how long until they can give you cybernetic legs, and not just prosthetics?

What's your lower half look like naked? Timestamp.

Luckily the rest of me is attractive enough to still do ok with women. Definitely not slaying like I was before but I've got 2 girls I see somewhat regularly.

I was real fucked up on meds after surgery but once I was conscious I though "Holy shit they're really short".

Shutup carlos

Donated to science. Seriously.

They ended up cutting them so high up that I can't use prosthetics. They've talked about a procedure to insert a rod into the bone and attach prosthetics to those but the idea of metal sticking out is freaky and there's limited lifespan and risk of rejection so no thanks.