Im going to hang myself tonight when i get back from work

Im going to hang myself tonight when i get back from work
Please im begging convince me otherwise, anything please

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do it bitch

why wait? do it at work. You'll be remembered for a while at least.

How are you going to spend all your cash?

Do you really have no other options?

If you tie the knot incorrectly you will
Painfully suffocate for minutes on end while you struggle for air. There’s no real way to know for sure if the noose is gonna work properly until you try it, too, so that’s something to look forward to

If you do it at work you'll haunt it.
Regardless of what you believe in, whatever spot you choose will become "the place where user killed himself" and it will be "cursed".

Take out a loan, quit your job and get lit, hookers, cocaine, ect. Have fun, then by a nitrogen tank and gasmask when youre ready, hanging is quite painful and might not always work

Dress up in a furry outfit before you hang yourself. That way your family will be elated and not heart broken at your suicide. Also for bonus points have some rando, innocent black person handle the rope, dont leave a suicide note and do your best to make it look like a murder. 2 for 1.

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Why does Any Forums choose to have the most disgusting ads

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I know a bit of your pain OP. I keep going because i dont want to disappoint the people who love me, even if it is just my parents and an aquaintance or 2.
I also keep going because i want to outlive the people i hate.

And in between that i like holding onto that slim chance that things will get better eventually.

Pretty generic response i know. Its all ive got. Keep on keeping on. And ask your doctor instead of edgy teenagers on Any Forums.

Before you go, leave a mark, tell us something. A story from your life, something that's unique to you or from your unique perspective. Tell us a story from your life user, it can be anything, just make it interesting. We will listen.

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You won't be around to enjoy the relief you think it will bring.

Change your life another way. Slowly and systematically remove the things that make you unhappy from your life.

just do drugs bro

because no one else would advertise on this cesspit

Trips and ill drink hand sanitizer

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it's helium spastic not nitrogen
also they all cut their tanks with oxygen now 60/40 an exit bag isn't even a possibility anymore

get an android. there are no Any Forums apps for iPhone. meanwhile I browse Any Forums in the most ideal way imaginable

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Winrar

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No, its nitrogen asphyxiation...i know and its like going to sleep

I have no family, the few that are still alive have cut contact.
I like my coworkers in general.
Already spent, brought some booze and over the course of around 2 months i gave free money for hobos asking for cents.
Already joined military, already tried "b yourself". The only things i didnt tried are overly hard, like travelling the world by foot and these stupid "solutions" to depression that require god-like will.
Already know that. Im gonna try breaking my neck, not suffocate.
Cant buy that, also the other reply.
Wont ask the doc, i have psicosis and adhd, i would get locked up. I also wont be alive to feel anything at all.
No.

Don't do it. Don't give up. I was in the same boat as you, I KNOW this feeling. Things will become better, everything will be better. Just don't give up, user, I believe you can do it.

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You'll miss the new episode of Better Call Saul my dude.

Why are you wanting to neck yourself OP?

New mission: Become 1337 geneticist. Create real MLP unicorns. Become rich from them and all the other crazy animals, shrooms and plants you create.