I am bored, can anyone tell me a joke?

i am bored, can anyone tell me a joke?

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a jew, a nigger and a white person enter a bar. the jew and the nigger are kicked out because the bar doesn't allow animals in

Your life

A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.

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hehe good one

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

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Hehehehehhe hehehehehehehheehhehehehehehe not funny.

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You don't own a mirror user?

YOu know what tho? I don't like racist jokes. I don't like ANY jokes that are making fun of something somebody can't change about themselves. And race/skin color is just cause by a pigment in our skin called melanin. Or, in the case of black people, watermelanin.

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What has four legs and flies?
A dead cat.

What's black, white, and red all over?
A whipped mixed race slave.

current California

what do you call a white guy sorounded by a bunch of black people.

a warden

a robbery?

a french in present day France

yes

blm protest?

present day Any Forums?

Regarding niggers, what's long and hard for them?
>Their workday