I'm a super-coomer who can't let go of his pp. But I live in a very conservative household, so if I buy lube and my parents find it, I'm gonna get in big trouble.
So is there anything that works just as well as lube that I can keep in my bedroom without raising suspicion? Or at least something innocent enough to give me plausible deniability and prevent them from confronting me.
I'm circumcised btw so I need some lubrication. Here is what I tried so far:
I tried soap and it sucks because it dries quick.
I tried spit, but it sucks because there's too much friction and it hurts and I have to constantly spit and reapply every 10 seconds.
I tried Vaseline, and it works well enough, but it's too thick and stains my underwear and sheets.
I tried coconut oil and it feels amazing but stains my underwear and too suspicious to keep in my bedroom.
Please give me suggestions. I want something that feels good and doesn't dry very quickly. Thanks guys.
>vaginal fluid it was designed to be the best lube there is
Parker Roberts
Get a girlfriend, ask her if you can put you penis inside of her.
Easton Edwards
Why is coconut oil suspicious, you use it in your hair and skin.
Gavin Kelly
I'm in a healthy, loving relationship with my hand so I'm not interested. It knows exactly what I want, and doesn't ask for anything in return.
Idk I mean whenever I look up lube recommendations, coconut oil is always up there. Plus I don't really use it on my skin and hair so if I start now it might prompt a line of questioning from my mom.
Brody Hernandez
youre underage, literally nobody cares faggot. go to cvs, buy some lube, it should be less than 20 bucks at most, nobody cares. i was raised sheltered so I project my concern unto others but people who actually have sex or are past the age of 12 really dont give a shit dude. how do so many retards have kids? it isnt because they were shy about their sexuality. stop being a faggot
Jonathan Kelly
Literally any type of natural oil can be used. It won't damage your dick but will keep you slick. Olive oil, avocado oil, canola oil, you can even use baby oil which isn't suspicious. Also any type of natural lotion. Aveeno is great
Luis Rivera
why not get normal lube and just hide it
Anthony Baker
Just say you have dry skin.
Mason Phillips
I'm 19. And I love being a virgin faggot. I don't think society wants me to reproduce, so either help me cum or stfu.
Wyatt Peterson
Lotion is a pretty common one and everyone uses it already
Jacob Baker
youre either being ironic or are an actually brain dead retard. could be a smartass that thinks they are being clever. i already told you what to do retard, go to cvs or rite aid, order it online through amazon, stop being a faggot. what are you so afraid of? "oh my god, my parents have gound out I crank it at night in my own room" youre not a pedophile, just a 19 year old loving hisself to some porno.
Jacob James
i'm circumcised and soft fabrics always worked well for me. coom with some pajamas or something
Ryder Wright
Thank you! I'll try Aveeno it sound interesting.
The only place I can securely hide it is in my anus. They're gonna find it otherwise.
Yeah that works. thanks lol
Nolan Powell
say you eat a tablespoon a day for health benefits
Adrian Torres
get a job and just live on your own or just buy a bottle of sex lube and keep it hidden if you're old enough to be posting here then you're old enough to not have your parents go thru your things.
but seriously though, move out. you shouldve had a job all thru highschool to save up money to move out on your own after graduating no fucking excuse to still live with your parents
Christian Adams
There are lubes that are sold as a white powder. You mix them with water, and it creates a very slick, non-staining, water-based lube. Obviously put it in a ziploc bag and get rid of the original container. You need need some ready-made excuse for having a bag of white powder. Weightlifting/climber's chalk, a product for one of your hobbies, etc. Or you could make a book safe or false drawer bottom to hide your shit in like we all had to do when we were pervs living at home.
I tried lotion, feels good but it just dries too quick. I have to reapply every ~5 minutes.
I tried humping my pillow once, felt really good but it's more of a novelty. I want something reliable. Great suggestion though so thanks.
Fine. Next time I cum I'll be thinking about you.
Ryan Lopez
humping pillows is how i started lol. now i just wrap the pajamas i'm wearing around the shaft and pull them off to cum. only get a rash if i do it for like 6 hours in a day
Jeremiah Perez
>Makes 20+ Liters This will last for life lol. If they find this I'll just tell them it's cocaine tbh.
Ethan Butler
Im so shocked and disgusted that you would think of me to cum. Im a dude, not a woman, thats just life. Kys faggot.
Ayden Hughes
seeing my dick will give you ED
Logan Taylor
Your folks are against masturbation but ok with Schedule I drugs? Your dad's going to get a surprise when he samples your coke and Astroglide starts running out of his nose.
Andrew Sanders
You're just giving me more fap material by responding lel Closeted gays are a huge turn on for me. I'm bi btw so you can be my girl if you want.
Kayden Turner
Get a empty lotion bottle, refill with your choice of lube. Break the lotion nozzle so if someone tries to use it, that it won't dispense.
