Bbw AMA

Out with a group of people getting sized for clothes for a wedding. They say it's going to take an hour per person and I'm bored to tears. AMA to pass the time.

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Is that you?

Yes

timestamp you thick bitch.

How much are your tits going to be popping out in the dress at the wedding?

Not very much, the dress is going to be a bit loose, but it has a thigh slit if that matters.
This will be the only time I will ever reply to these messages; I am out of my home right now, and have nothing to write on. You will not get a timestamp. Move on to a different thread I'd that offends you so much.

Hairy or shaved? And proof please

Usually I am shaved. I didn't really have a chance to this past week so I'm a bit hairier than I'd like to be.

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Are you going to wear panties with it?

Debating it. I should probably wear at least a thong to avoid visible panty lines.

I’d say no panties. Are you single? Planning on hooking up at the wedding?

Yeah, I am. Lmao I doubt it'd really happen, but fingers crossed I suppose.

I usually look for your body type at a wedding to hook up with. Show some interest, keep getting drinks. End of the night back at my hotel room getting great head and smashing that warm wet hole.

Any particular reason specifically my body type?

Fatties have lower self confidence and will be more willing to slob on my knob to make up for it

Fat bitches are the greatest cock suckers

I am a good cock sucker, but I just figured that was Because I'm a degen cumslut.

Hol up are you the woman who does the drawing on twitter

Yes, I'm the nsfw Twitter artist

I knew I recognized those pics from somewhere

You’re a degen cumslut because you have low self esteem and you feel better about yourself when pleasing someone else. It’s the only thing you know. Which is what I like about it. You’re either really good at it on your own. Or I just skull fuck you and you take it. Win win for me.

Thick women often can cum buckets. Idk what it is about skinny girls but they are rarely squirters, and usually think the suck dick better than they do. But a goddess bodied babe with huge tits almost 100% of the time is almost always going to be incredible in bed, often times constantly wet and horny, and will literally soak your mattress for hours and then go eat a pizza before round two. Absolutely goals

Nah, I'm a degen cumslut because I've been consuming porn online since I was like 12 and I have developed a fetish for cum.

What porn addiction does to a mfer

Huh, I wonder if weight does have anything to do with it. I'm SUPER wet when I'm turned on, and it's very easy to make me climax. I have never needed lube before.

Good girl, proud of you baby

Ye, at least I'm turning it into a creative outlet

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I guess

Yup, I know my types. I literally have no basis for this besides personal lived experience with like dozens of women, it's ALWAYS like this. Beautiful curvy women with dripping wet honey pots every fucking time, and you're insatiable, I fucking love it, it's literally church for me. Worship at the alter of the divine.

My working theory is that you just enjoy things, like a girl who isn't afraid to enjoy a meal probably doesn't have shame about her orgasms and you can just let her rip but that's just my thoughts

What’s you favorite kind of porn?

You're hot. I want to bareback you.

Overall, BBWs give better sex and they are generally more loyal than fit bitches.

They might not put much effort into their diet, but goddamn they know how to satisfy men.

>Overall, BBWs give better sex and they are generally more loyal than fit bitches.
My wife is chubby. She can't be underneath me during sex because she's so soft, warm, and squishy I cum so fast.

Fat chick's like to eat.

Honestly I'd rather have a girl who likes to eat, shame isnt sexy. Also if they like to eat they're going to offer to pay for at least half the meals. My girls usually have good taste too, it's all fucking Thai food and sushi, ugh I miss my fwb right now I'm going to hit her up lol

If you go to weddings or funerals you’re a faggot

Lol best of luck to you user

I work at weddings and the amount of times I want to take one of the bridesmaids aside to pump full of cum is unreal.

Would do the same to you with those fat tiddies.

Yeah but their ass looks too good in doggy too. What are ya gonna do.

Maybe. From what else I've seen higher test dudes go after bigger girls, so the sex overall is better.
It changes over time but I usually read hentai doujins, and I'm going through a bit of a choking stint recently.
That and somno play.
It doesn't help that I like to cook, and I'm good at cooking relatively unhealthy stuff. Like. I can make Bibimbap that'll guaranteed make you fall in love with me

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Doggy is pretty much our go to. She loves to get on top as well.

OP should post more tummy pics

My favorite is reverse cowgirl

I don't have many, but here

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Reverse cowgirl sadly isn't fun for her. Idk if it's the angle but she never enjoys it.