I want to be fat

take opioids. they back you up so more of the fat sticks around and gets absorbed in your intestines

plug butthole, dont shit for 2 weeks
post weight gain results

that's shit user.
most heroin addicts thin and beautiful.

>my metabolism is too fast

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Kys

because they're fucking homeless and use all their money on heroin. i said use opioids, not become homeless

>thinks they're different

Any advice from Anons who actually are obese?
No judgement I just prefer input from people with experience.
This is a safe space so don't hold back how you really eat or whatever I want to know.

Its not rocket science, idiot. Eat food, and then eat some more. Most of these fags who say "muh metabolism is too fast" eat a handful of chips and then say "man I'm so full" "I eat chips all the time and cant gain weight". Eat the whole bag, dumbass. Then get a milkshake. Eat the whole fucking thing.

Are you really this fucking stupid?

>what are doses

>Are you really this fucking stupid?
Are you? Clearly people have different body types.
CICO doesn't work for me.

go on a 2-3 month upper/speed binge.
sure at first you will lose weight but when you stop your metabolism will be fucking dead.
then start slamming beers and cheeseburgers every night you will swell up like a tick

Weight until you turn 50

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That's actually not a terrible idea.
Thanks user. Checked.

Eat like a pig preferably sweet food/fast food. Also stop working out or moving in general Or just be an american

I'm skinny like the dude in your pic, but I ACTUALLY eat loads.
I absolutely never throw food away if I can savour it.
At one point in my life, I visited (no kidding) the Burger King 4 or 5 times per week for give or take a year.
Didn't gain a gram.
Even nowadays, years later, I have stopped working out and all I do is sit and eat food.

Oh and smoke absolutely stupendous amounts of weed.

Maybe that influences it a bit, but then again, my grandfather loved to eat fat, sweet, salty food and remained as thin as I am his entire life.
It's my mother's father, and she as well has always been as thin as I am.

So yeah nahw. Thin genes exist.
I've had MANY periods where It'd get a mini addiction to certain snacks, none of them should've kept me thin.
I NEVER drink water. I avoid it at all costs and barely settle for something that isn't sweet.

I do like consuming solids more than I like consuming, say, a heap of sauce, so all you could say keeps me thin is that I eat rather "dry"

Thats a straight up bullshit. Shit the fuck up with your fucking lies.

Not bullshit.
Some people get fat easier than others. To think everyone has the same body is reddit-level retarded.

>At one point in my life, I visited (no kidding) the Burger King 4 or 5 times per week
"And id get a kids meal with a water"

No one believes you. Youre just anorexic coping as a "high metabolism". Humans wpuld have been extinct long ago if they were unable to store fat.

You have an eating disorder you are trying to disguise.

Unironically start injecting yourself with insulin.

Whatever, dude, have fun with your live action role play. I hope you fix your mental disorder.

Bunch of 15fags in here asking how they can get fat.

1. You're already fat you LARPing scum.
2. If by some miracle you're not fat yet, you'll be fat by 25 100%