>HELP!
>I shrank to like 1cm.
>I'm on the floor under your desk.
What would you do with me?
Why?
HELP!
Carson Bennett
David Wilson
watch when you die?
I'm pretty sure you won't be able to function (breathe/circulate blood) when you're that size
Evan Cook
I would make you my pet and take good care of you
Because I really want some company and to take care of someone
Ethan Lopez
Tell you to fuck off back to /x/. Your posts are tiresome.
Justin Price
Fridge or microwave
Blake Bennett
As in, freeze me or cook me to death?
Jacob Carter
Aw, that'd be nice.
Jace Wood
Magic.
Sebastian Russell
No, just a few seconds of each. I don't want you to die, yet.
Matthew Fisher
tape you to a firecracker for making this post
Noah Peterson
Doesn't sound that bad honestly, I'm probably too small to cook in the microwave.
Wyatt Richardson
Fuck, you're cruel.
Jaxson Cooper
I would also make you a tiny bed where you can sleep and give you tiny pieces of pizza every day
Juan Walker
crush you under my hard cock
Nathaniel Nguyen
Well OP, assuming isn't correct and you're not dead, probably take you to the hospital. This is an issue way above my pay grade.
Also yeah microwave wavelengths is 12 cm. You probably are too small to get proper cooked by a microwave.
Matthew Foster
Put you on an ant hill in my backyard and watch what happens
Jonathan Morales
Sick bastard. I'd probably end up murdered by the monster-sized ants, then dragged inside the hill. Fed to larvae, probably.
Fair enough, thanks for not killing me bro.
What the fuck?
James Bailey
Put him in a cum jar
Mason Lopez
Are you the same faggot posting the mile tevee threads?
David Green
Carter Wood
Why we'd become the perfect crime duo ofc. Given the proper equipment you'd make the ultimate spy
Asher Murphy
Nasty feet.
Million dollar idea right here, I'm in.
Matthew Reed
If you don't like ants I'll let my cat have you
Pic related
Luis Perry
I'd put you on a table and call for help.