Who on, God's green earth, would you get to play him in a biopic? How would you even begin to parse all of it and decide what goes into it? Would it have to be a mini-series?
Who on, God's green earth, would you get to play him in a biopic...
Jacob Cruz
Michael Cox
I would get Christine Chandler to play Chris.
Cameron Nguyen
Christian Bale or Jared Leto
Wyatt Thompson
Paul Walter Hauser
Nicholas Myers
>Leto
I could see that with some makeup.
Benjamin Reed
Young Phil Seymour Hoffman would have been perfect.
Chase Diaz
Blake Baker
I'd fucking laugh my ass off if they blackwashed him.
John Powell
Seth Rogen.
Ryan James
Nah, he's too scared of offending the troons.
Michael Rodriguez
All he had to do was take the plea deal and he would be released today with time-served but instead he's keeping it real
Ethan Jones
if chris goes to prison and gets raped, would his rapist be classified as a troll?
Blake Brooks
A young Chris Farley
Evan Roberts
He would have taken the role seriously
Jeremiah Williams
Joshua Stewart
Get a team of Any Forums anons and we can all die attempting to break him out of prison
Landon Martin
I work with a guy who's face is exactly like this.
Levi Butler
chris chan is the spawn of /pol's/ moist, fungus infected, loins
he's our baby
Isaac Flores
The trial better be televised, it will shit all over the Depp v. Heard one.
Joseph Torres
if he lost a significant amount of weight he would unironically be an 8/10
Juan Lopez
>anime avatar
Lemme guess...
Levi Foster
No need to guess, the tranny colors are the background
Luis Ross
Looks like the grand jury will be on August 8th.
Ian White
>CHANDLER, CHRISTINE
>MALE
Isaac Russell
kek, didn't even notice that
Nathan Bell
Paul Dano
Hunter Howard
>Charge: Incest with own child
Cooper Allen
He can play both liquid and solid chris
Owen Thomas
Some say he's still shitting Sonichu medallion pieces to this day
Jayden Flores
Awful
No
This
Joshua King
>what if sonichu smoked weed?
>HURR HURR HURR
Oliver Powell
>Heilberg
LMAO
Nathaniel Thomas
is this real?
Isaiah Evans
That's not anime and clearly drawn by a non-japanese.
Austin Gomez
Honestly, I'm curious what Chris looks like now.
In August 2021 he was a spaced out fat fuck who dressed like a girl, but he's been a year in jail now and that can snap a mother back into sobriety.
I wonder what a strung-out, nervous, short-haired Chris would look like. He's probably dropped a lot of weight too, who know how much.
Caleb Harris
Grand Jury=/=trial
95+% of the time it does but it's not a given
and if they do classify the charge as a felony the court case will be public
Jack Smith
he still had long hair in the May mugshot
Adrian Williams
have jared leto get fat again
Robert Rivera
Dude looks like a ghoul
Ayden Nelson
Do you lads ever thought the CWC saga was going to end with him in prison for fucking his mom? What a fuckign ride lads.
Blake Perry
>pic when he entered jail: smile
>most recent pic: frown
He looks more mentally mature.
Ryder Martinez
how do you make an interesting biopic about a guy who sits at home 24/7 and masturbates to furry shit?
Bentley Young
>all he had to do was understand the situation he was in couldn't be resolved by stamping his feet
why does no one seem to get he's a barely functional retard?
Brandon Carter
Bluespike did say that he'd be thrown in jail and raped by a bunch of niggos...
Kayden Butler
Reminder that you did this, every one of you who egged him on for DECADES did this.
Camden Jones
FUCK JANNIES
Noah Parker
why'd mods move this non-porn thread to the pajeet porn spam board?