/cel/ Lunch Break Edition

/cel/ Lunch Break Edition

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God I wanna rape that fucking stupid bug eyed cunts feet so bad. I really wanna take a shit on her left elbow and smear it in then run away

>don't gag
Where's the fun in that?

I want to be her pillow while you make her a mommy.

>Is that allowed? :>
As long as it feels better for you than for me. :3

lol'd

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shouldn't be posting from work, but here i am.

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>shouldn't be posting from work, but here i am.
Story of my life.

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how's everything going today?

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I bet it would feel as good for you as it would for me. Finally finding satisfaction in what we both wanted for so long ...

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Busy, but not so busy that I can't keep a /cel/ tab open and have a little fun. I hope you're doing well and don't have to work over the weekend.

Just don't let me...you know. It would be wrong.

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>her pillow...mommy
Unlewd and lewd in the same sentence. You've got range. I'll test the high notes. The low notes seem covered.

>and we both know that's unacceptable. Dakota needs to be waif wife forever

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time for a lunchtime quickie

>Busy, but not so busy that I can't keep a /cel/ tab open and have a little fun. I hope you're doing well and don't have to work over the weekend.
i am doing well, thank you. and no, my weekend is free.

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I think it would be very right. Anyways, talking about giving you pleasure ... I think I found a babe that you will enjoy looking at very much.

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It's a test of skill and deepness
>I'm worried about saying yes
Why you love stew

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>my weekend is free.
Lovely! I hope it's comfy and cozy.

Is she a waif? :P

>Dakota needs to be waif wife forever
>dubdubs
I guess. I just want to be the pillow as SOMEONE gets knocked up. What about Elle?

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A small titty Portugese petite.

Ah, got it. I gibe throat now.

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>SOMEONE
What about Ramona? (shhh)

Yeah, i do. But I'm skeptical we've moved beyond heady hearty beef broth.

Elle works. You'll just have to retrieve my corpse from the river when elle user is through with me

>you'd feel every single bounce and push back. Every moan echoing in your ears. You'd get to do absolutely nothing about that, and there's absolutely nothing more luxurious

Happy?

>Lovely! I hope it's comfy and cozy.
thank you, and i hope the same for you. i'm gonna get back to work, i might stop by a board later tonight. have a good day, everyone.

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>What about Ramona?
Wholesome.

>Happy?
For now.

I hope the day flies by so you can get to relaxing, user. Have a beautiful day.

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Gibe throat gibe
It's meat just ask the Anya poster

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>for now
Good. I find it immeasurably distasteful to see you any other way.

Though, that lingering implication tho....

Oh alright. That seems like something I can stomach. Beef? Venison? Haggis?

Imagine me slipping and sliding into you with that last, deep thrust. Giving you the seeding that was meant for her tummy. Would that still be wholesome?

oooh yes

latest

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she drains me so fucking good

umm let's say beef

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I can't stop crying

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me and you both

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>umm let's say
Yeah, we're not talking cows are we? Talked myself into that i guess. I'm pretty sure the rules of bonking mean that we're required to be perpetual teases to each other. I can't break those laws mow can I?

>bonk

ohhh bonk user is hungry for ummm beef

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