I have a feeling I'm gonna die a virgin. The idea of sex just seems so fucking wonderful and great to me...

I have a feeling I'm gonna die a virgin. The idea of sex just seems so fucking wonderful and great to me, seems like an impossible feat for me.

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Wow such pedestal much brainwash

I'm serious. This is a cry for help. Not a meme.

It's overrated and nothing like porn or whatever idea of it you've managed to come up with in your head. Plus if your having such a hard time falling into it your probably going to settle for some complete chud ant it'll be terrible regardless.

Give up.

You’re always in lack aren’t you. Look at you.

Boris the virgin animal

I hope you're right and it actually is overrated. Only downside would be if I do get laid eventually, then what? What more is there to accomplish with my life?

just get a dog, dumbass

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Yes I'm ashamed of myself desu

I'm a virgin over 50 but my problem is is I don't think regular human sex will ever compare to the sex I've imagined in my head with fictional characters. Ultimately, I'm just going to get a custom sex doll or maybe an oversized plush and put a fleshlight in it.

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It’s just BORRIS!

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>over 50
Fuck. I hope I don't become you no offense. And yeah your concerns are similar to mine. What if sex is junk? Then what? What am I supposed to look forward to everyday? What's the point of life?

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No offense taken, who would want to be in my position? I certainly don't want to be.

Might I ask why you're still a virgin at 50? Like holy shit man, I'd call up guiness if were you. How does that even happen?

Look at.. uhh that famous guy from the Victorian era

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just get a duck, dumbass

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Elder Wizard

Seek spiritual understanding.
You could do anything, I am genuinely genuine. Go to an anime and fuck waifus? Yep

It's complicated. It's a combination of being a latchkey kid and then having the unfortunate luck of falling in love with a psycho who then goes out of their way to ruin your life, stalk you, and generally be a nuisance for decades. I honestly don't care any more about anything they'de have to say now as I reached my personal limit of dealing with b.s. but yeah...latchkey kid, crazy ex that happens to be a popular person who spread a shit ton of rumors...and here I am.

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Sorry to hear that. Nobody deserves to have their life ruined like that. I don't even care if you did something or not. That's really shitty and I hope you're comfortable with your life as of now.

Why not fuck a escort or prostitute?