SpotemGottem is hired to hunt you down and kill you.The protagonist of the last show/movie you've watched will protect you.How fucked are you?
SpotemGottem is hired to hunt you down and kill you...
Wyatt Perez
Noah Brooks
Wall-E would take out the fucking trash on this goon
Jayden Sanders
>The Batman
Lol
Noah Morris
Goddamn, if I was trash who had no future I’d be hunting this lil nigger down in hopes he had a fat stack on him at that time.
Joseph Fisher
Is that Spotemgottem?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
Evan Clark
Most recently watched American Dharma so it looks like Steve Bannon is my bodyguard. He's kinda old and kinda fat but he's got that fire in him. I think he could do the job.
Hunter Gomez
>BR2049
Nathaniel Bell
Old Henry. So I'll be fine.
Nolan Ortiz
>stargate sg-1
Do I get the entire SG-1?
Caleb Perry
>pussy
>not bussy
old pasta is stale
Aaron Richardson
I’m armed to the teeth and I never leave my home.
I can sit in my house in full body armor with a rifle indefinitely.
I don’t even need Bella Swan’s help.
Blake Rogers
The last kino I watched was a Pooh Sheisty video. Will they need it, or Sneed it?
John Sanchez
I don't care if you don't believe me
Blake Anderson
Why he is still alive?
Dominic Wood
>6’5” is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy
Sounds like a line from meatwad
Lucas Adams
The audience
Joshua Gray
I wouldn't need any help. There's no way he cleans his rifle, and that retarded drum mag jams almost instantly. He is too low INT to clear the jam. Bantu racial attributes give him a -50% accuracy debuff with firearms, so he won't hit me with his blicky either
Ryder Ward
This sorry excuse for a human being, even exist
Benjamin Garcia
>Jimmy McGill
Yeah he's just gonna talk him out of hunting me.
Evan Parker
i wonder what he thinks about communism
Cameron Edwards
Well, it is the cop from Exorcist III, so I guess I am fine
Carter Thompson
bye bye nigger
Noah Powell
Axel foley from Beverly Hills Cop. I guess black on black crime it is.
Lucas Cooper
The Old Man. One more dead darkie.
Jaxon Myers
Liz Lemon would get this nigger a TV role, and my jewish ass a producer credit.
Jonathan Green
Lucas Hood from Banshee so I'm feeling pretty well fucking protected
Andrew Gutierrez
I think even without the chimimo he should be able to win.
Gavin Sullivan
What does this guy do?
Angel Thomas
holy based
Jaxson Fisher
>last show I watched was mad men
Fuck
I mean don did fight in Korea but idk my chances aren't that good
Josiah Gomez
I trust him to come up with some sort of scheme to protect me
Kayden Cruz
...
Justin King
...
Andrew James
>that boy ain't right
Michael Gomez
>The plan? Save the life of a Any Forums poster by causing a famous rapper to have an overdose.
Colton Johnson
Watched a bit of Umbrella Academy with my sister and nephews earlier
Who's the actual protagonist there?
Samuel Williams
Star Wars the Clone Wars. Anakin? Ashoka? Either way he’s fucked
Henry Rivera
Watched the Blade of the Immortal remake. SpottemGottem is dead
Liam Powell
you don't realize how dangerous spottemgottem is. how do you think he earned his name? as soon as he spots you, you're got. you're dead upon first glance.
Connor Evans
>Dragon Ball: Movie 8, Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan
>Goku
ez
Mason Adams
I'm good.
James Torres
More like ShottemGottem.
Jayden Barnes
last thing i watched was K-On so probably things arent looking good for me
Noah Clark
Niggers sure love guns and hate Montana and Texas.
I wonder why.
I don't suppose it has anything to do with shooting back.
Josiah Morales
Fuck em up Larry!
Andrew Ross
I live in FL. I dream about dressing up like a safari hunter in Africa and hunting this little goblin and hunting him down. I would take his corpse to a taxidermist and mount him on my wall next to that Pooshitty creature.
Alexander Phillips
He would try and buy your freedom and get you killed by lowballing
Juan Parker
Mike could handle it.
Driving what, his dad's car?
Ryan Morgan
up until this post, i never knew which one was spotem and which one was pooh. thanks for ruining this for me, jackass
Caleb Collins
nigger faggot sneed
Kevin Hall
check'd
Connor Evans
do it pussy
Daniel Collins
King Arthur
I'm fine
Justin Stewart
unironically is spottemgottem AI generated? look at that pic
Jaxson Evans
I watched Arrival last, so giant space squids that transcend time and space will help me
Jayden Bell
I'm watching Terminal List right now. Not a great show but damn yeah I'd hire Chris Pratt for armed security
Joshua Richardson
I firmly believe SpotemGottem could destroy Mav in a dog fight.
Michael Long
So the premise is that I know for a fact that this goofy nigger is coming to find me? I don't need John Crichton from Farscape to help me. I'll just let Scrotum Golem know where I'll be and when Shootem Gootem shows up I'll pop his noggin from across the street with my VZ58. Shittem Gittem doesn't stand a chance.
Jace Peterson
lets hope spottemgottem misses
Nathaniel Smith
>scrotum golem
how am I supposed to leave this place with posts like these
Henry Martinez
I'm more likely to be killed in one of his schizo fits
Luis Gomez
Pooh shisty or my nigguh sneedem,who is stronger
Jack Moore
heard his friend got shot and died or something
Carson Campbell
Death by rottweiler. Pottery
Christopher Howard
Elliot page. You're fucked
Owen Jackson
>Jesse James
I'm feeling confident.
Cooper Davis
“Thor: Love And Thunder”
Gabriel Wright
Lucas Gray
I've always lived in a very peaceful and rural area in my yurocountry and I've never seen a nigger or a rapper or trapper, I don't know how you call them now. I would love so much to pass a few weeks in America and see New York but I wouldn't even know how to react or behave around people like this gottemtrapper or whatever or those island boys that were famous some months ago. Black people look scary desu. Maybe I better not leavy town. I love my tractor and driving it every single day.
Leo Sullivan
Willard (2003)
Justin Moore
It's not such a bad life user. Maybe you and people that do what you do have it figured out.
Brayden Myers
>The increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret
Id be dead but all sort of hijinx would ensue
Camden Stewart
i dont need help
i simply show him my white pipe and he immediately falls to his knees and begs for mercy
Ethan White
why does he have poop on his head LOL
Ryder Jackson
there was a pic comparing white people conspiracies with black people conspiracies
>wypipo
illuminati, reptilians, ufos, satanism
>blacks
ayo dis nigga gay
I wish I saved it
Logan Parker
assuming you meant to reply to the pic of him with the dildo
>not gay
>owns a dildo
>owns a white dildo
ive seen a bunch of people cope and say its his girlfriends
>his gf loves white pipe, not him
lmao
its hilarious no matter how you try to interpret it
especially since they larp as thugs or whatever but behind closed doors he's taking it up the ass and has a preference for white guys
Wyatt Gray
Last show I saw was one punch man.
Ryan Morales
Spoiler alert, it's not enough to cut the poop, you have to go for the head.
Andrew Stewart
I’m extremely confident
Hudson Brooks
>they larp as thugs or whatever but behind closed doors he's taking it up the ass
Easton King
I would see/hear him coming a block away and shoot deer slugs at his car and they would all die.
Bentley Wilson
Cause hes a shit head
Caleb Ramirez
WILLIAM BUTCHER WILL DESTROY THIS WORTHLESS FAGGOT
Noah Perez
lol
Josiah Bennett
He deadass stands no chance fr.
Aiden Davis
Fucking A. I'd pay to watch that beatdown.
Jacob Scott
Brutal.
Thomas Murphy
Oh fuck yes. That dude is hardcore.
William Lee
Julian Diaz
Barabrella is protecting me while SpotemGottem is way too retarded to find us. Looks like I'm finally getting laid.
Kevin Campbell
Dey linked up :DDD
Gavin Brooks
Shoulda been a better shot and gottem in the head.
Aiden Wright
Kek
Brody White
geeb id :DDD
Dylan Rivera
Lincoln Harris
John DuPont gonna scizhophrenically wrestle this man
Ian Gomez
>robert de niro in deer hunter
Isaac Sanchez
the dude from Goliath. it think im OK
Matthew Reyes
kek i can hear it
Nathaniel James
kek I was watching Terminator 2 last night.
Leo Brown
I should be fine if I'm on his list
Brandon Bennett
>just watched nightcrawler
I think he’d would just film getting killed
Nolan Martin
>brings automatic weapon
>gets butt beat with a cane
Samuel Perez
shakespeare
kek
Cooper Ross
Watched Black Hawk Down last night. I think I'm fine.
Joseph Myers
>Shake gets defensive
>Is that a personal attack?
John Russell
kino
Owen Cox
Adam Jones
feeling pretty good about my chances guys
James Reyes
definitely sneed it.
Jace White
Is there another joke here I'm missing? Blacks are some of the dumbest people on the planet and have notoriously terrible accuracy with firearms. Even with no help I will be fine.
Kevin Stewart
Van Helsing. I think I can breathe a little easy
Hunter Allen
Supposedly he was gun nut, had lots of rifles and revolvers and always carried a pistol with him, so it might not be that bad.
Daniel Allen
thank god i just watched american history x
Jayden Wood
All black ''men'' do this
Ryan Allen
>Insaneway
Not only is he dead, she'll probably wipe any memory of his music from this plane of existence.
Michael Ramirez
The teacher in Summer School
Thoughts? He was laid back but seemed like a cover in some ways. For instance he has a German shepherd and very nice house for a summer school teacher.
Noah Walker
The fuck is a spottemgottem?
Christian Morgan
Famous American philosopher
Hudson Gutierrez
Time for Godzilla vs Kong 2, let's go
Lucas White
Nobel prize laureate
Robert Cook
Sam and Dean hates niggers so I would be alright.
Elijah Adams
Do doctors care when gang members picrel are rolled in for surgery? Look at his eyes. Rappers have become soul less Manchurian candidate prototypes, street level violators for a dark lord who are fed gold and pharma like dog food.
Jack Cook
Why don't anti-gun people criticize rappers who post gun pics like this? This clearly is glorifying gun ownership to kids and teens who listen to his music. Do they pretend to just not see stuff like this?
Justin Campbell
watch RRR
Aaron Perry
It’s over for young spotem
Gavin Ross
In America, if you mention black gangbangers and their use of firearms, you get branded a racist bigot and given a lecture on socioeconomic issues.
Ethan Foster
The last JP movie had like 8 protagonists, can they all protect me or do I have to pick one? If it's the latter I choose Dr Alan Grant.
Ryan Adams
>multiple firearms
>giant stacks of cash
>socionomicaly deprived
hmmmm
Adrian Smith
Goose and Chris Evans would spitroast this bitch nigga.
Austin Jones
I was watching The West Wing so maybe Martin Sheen could hit him with some Latin and cause that little kneeger’s head to pop
Tyler Perry
The gaay man
Kayden Ortiz
why can't blacks start to say shit like "do better" when lil shits post pictures like that on their social media/part of their "personal branding". why?
are they doing it but i wouldnt know because i don't read "black internet"?
Justin Mitchell
Yeah bro. Americans are completely brainwashed when it comes to niggers. Unironically, it's worship. Even the rural areas are starting to crumble. My hometown, about ten years ago, built a section 8 apartment building. 200 apartments. All blacks. Soon my small town of 30,000 whites turned into nogville overnight. It's disgusting. Literally animals. And you can't have any discussions with anyone about it or you could lose your job, your home, everything.
Bentley Rogers
Deadass hilarious no cap
Luis Allen
>dead heat
>roger mortis and doug bigelow
theyre good for backup, but i dont even need them. that little zuni doll is about to meet the ancestors
Dylan Hughes
Perfectly fine because that nigga dead.
Lincoln White
I can handle him myself
Oliver Morgan
Wasnt he in jail?
Nathan Edwards
Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold... fuck yeah
Parker Barnes
They are given guns. Because it propagates gun violence in local news. Causing exhaustion and demoralization. Which leads to white viewers concluding all blacks are barbarians and a threat. Which creates more extreme and racist views. Which is why the gun grabbers also give guns to blacks and cartels. So that they'll kill whites. Which leads to more gun violence and "proactive" or trigger happy whites. Which leads to more gun grabbing.
The penultimate goal is a gun averse and gun megataxed white populace surrounded by a minority majority that is armed to the teeth, has access to comms, and gilled on pills. Genocide. Whites like Greta and David Hogg who spread the gospel they are given are ushered away like children into the activist fame cafeteria. Meanwhile black gangs like in Chicago are their own population control to an extent. And Any Forums often says Chicago'a ganglands are a sacrificial ground where bloodletting there is a substitution to older traditions like sacrifices to a moloch deity or Aztec pyramids which is why Chicago runners like Beetlejuuice, Rahm Emanuel and their liberal lieutenant don't apparently care about the numbers.
Lucas Wilson
I'm safe.
Joshua Wilson
pretty safe
Charles Peterson
>not Spotemgasem and Pooh Solini
Zachary Williams
sweet, a schizo post
Benjamin Lewis
nice
Liam Jackson
sweet, an adl post, nice IP
Gavin Powell
Wyatt Cooper
probably fucked
Jack Collins
You are here forever.
Jayden Lopez
He's signed with Geffen records. Of course he takes circumcised dick in the pooper.
Levi Nelson
Spottemgottem gets mozambiqued
Mason Diaz
Ed Buck & Peter Schiff will give him a hot shot then double team his still warm corpse.
Henry Morgan
Cruise had good technique in that film.
Tyler Hill
It doesn't matter whose protecting me, this dude's in jail and he's going back to prison for breaking his parole by trying to run from police on a jetski.
variety.com
>According to NBC Miami, officers tried to pull SpotemGottem over as he was speeding on a jet ski near the Miami Marine Stadium. Instead of pulling over, the Jacksonville rapper kept going until police eventually caught up to him. He was accused of recklessly swerving through boats and swimmers in the area and given a series of charges including reckless operation of a boat and eluding law enforcement.
>SpotemGottem was already out on bond for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and aggravated assault for a July 2021 altercation. He was arrested in a hotel room just a week before he was scheduled to play the Rolling Loud Festival.
In addition to that, he was arrested last June for pointing a gun at a hotel employee over a parking fee. He was also caught in a drive-by shooting in September of 2021, resulting in him being shot in both legs. The incident stemmed from a road rage argument in which another vehicle pulled up to the rapper and shot into his car 22 times.
Aaron Diaz
>The protagonist of the last show/movie you've watched will protect you.How fucked are you?
Lucifer/Michael in Supernatural.
I think I'll be fine to be quite honest.
Justin Collins
Do it, you'd make headlines
Andrew Peterson
HOLY SHIT
Parker Hall
The good news is that SpotemGettem stands no chance
The bad news is that I probably end up paralyzed, blinded, or something other awful
Isaac Walker
SPOTEMGOTTEEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!
Tyler Williams
'sall good, man
Liam Rivera
bussy is short for "boy pussy"
Alexander Harris
Gooseman from the gray man
I should be ok
Evan Cooper
yo that nigga is geekin ong look at his fucking eyes and clench what is going on with these niggas PUT DOWN THE WOCK
Landon Watson
gottem shotten?????
Jack Martinez
is your name brett?
Grayson Price
>White Chicks
Sorry spottemniggas... it's over
Dylan Taylor
this is the truth, but they aren’t ready to hear it, user
They might never be ready, atleast not until a thug has killed, robbed or raped their family
Christopher Jones
dat niga bussy too sore to drive
Oliver Cook
>Billy Costigan or Colin Sullivan from the Departed
Shieeet.
William Robinson
>spotemgasem
God bless you lmao
Michael Cruz
I just watched The Gray Man™ (2022) on Netflix™ with Ryan Gosling™. I'll just tell him to watch out for a lil niglet playing robbers and that's it.
Parker King
Maybe if it was just S1, but
>Azusa
You're fucked, mate. Mugi can't save you now.
Wyatt Evans
The North Water. Sumner could probably manage.
Aaron Roberts
Ayden King
Jayden Hill
Jason White
Thomas Hernandez
Shittem spittem and Poopy Shitster linked up guys.
I cant even rn. I never thought the link would happen
Need it or keep it