What's your role in your group of friends?
I'm the one who drinks a lot and do retarded things
Your role?
Bentley Smith
Jonathan Foster
im da boss
i also drink alot and do retarded things though
Matthew Nguyen
brawling homosexual friend. starting fights for ultimate glory. rum raging guardian.
Landon Morales
My only friend is Andy Sixx and i am the one who EATS
Carson Perez
Why are you gay nigger?
Eli Thomas
I don't have any. I'm just the older guy banging your female friend and then acting all awkward because he's 30 with autism and banging 18 year olds because no woman his own age will put up with his shit.
Camden Carter
I don't do friends. Got tired of dealing with everyone's bullshit. I have a wife and kids. Besides that I have my Dad. That's the full extent of my social circle, not counting inlaws and colleagues. Never had a friend that didn't turn out to just be using me for material gain or free advice.
Carson Davis
"Using you for advice" you mean he was asking you to be a friend?
Kayden Evans
Hey same
Almost as if there's a correlation between visiting Any Forums and being a retard...
Michael Adams
Friends? Wtf are those?
Zachary Lewis
It is to an unruly extent & greatly unappreciated. Either what I had to say worked, then they stopped communicating with me, or it did not, and they blame me for not being infallible.
Gavin Davis
>give financial advice
>doesn't work out the exact same for them as it did for me
>somehow my fault even though I explicitly stated the results are variable
Or
>set friend up with single coworker
>turns out to be a whore who was fucking other dudes at work
>implies I'm a shit friend for slinging him my alleged sloppy seconds.
Many such cases.
Jose Young
Bold of you to assume I have any friends
William Jenkins
frens? nigga you gay
Levi Gonzalez
They dubbed me “the expert”, I cook, made good cocktails and in general the nice guy as well. Extrovert so I do a fair share of talking. So that’s my known role.
The role they don’t know is I use that to spy on their wives and girlfriends undressing and if they drink too much I’ll try and get my dick wet too.
Nobody is perfect.
Christopher Powell
...
Austin Turner
I am the autistic loser who is funny sometimes on purpose.
Luke Bennett
ever go from bro to eskimo bro?
Juan Williams
I used to be the one who made everyone meet for years, but I got tired of them then they still made programs. I don't like them that much after more than a decade though. We are hs friends of 4.
Friendships are tiring now at 27... Feels like we meet up only to flex on eachother. Well atleast them, I don't do flexing.
Gabriel Young
Kinda did not even realise that we've been friends for so long.
Jace Turner
Yeah, on a Friends birthday night he got sloshed and got kicked outta a bar for throwing a drink at a bartender.
his girl had a panic attack thinking he’d get arrested took a Xanax started pumping drinks into her, while he was passed out in the hotel bathroom I was pumping her left a fat little present in her for her morning shower too.
Good times