Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs

Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs

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Do you have legs?

I bet you understand everyone.

Do you ever go to footlocker and force them to try shoes on you?

Nope.

I wish

Kek no

>I wish
Do you wish to have legs?

haha lt. dan youse a cripple

No point. They're not growing back m8.

Yeah m8

how do u poop?

do you ever tell chicks that your penis is longer than your legs and if not what are you doing with your life?

How do u Walk?

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>No point. They're not growing back m8.
Chad move, legs are overrated pieces of shit that make you pay for
>socks
>shoes
>slippers
>nailclippers
>pants
>underwear
>shorts
>belts
>nail polish
>surgeries if you broke anything
>physical therapy if you're recovering

Do you ever just drag your naked lower body cock and balls on the rug like a dog?

I am certain I would. lol

What happened to your legs.

Where are they now?

Normally. Got to be careful on wider toilet seats. Funny enough the worst ones are the handicapped accessible ones in public restrooms. They're definitely made for paralyzed purple people not people without legs.

Kek. Dick hangs to the floor.

I can't

Based take m8

Nah but I can waddle pretty gud.

Lameboneitis. Had ongoing pain that turned to be growths and legs had to go.

Do u ever have so much trouble taking shit, that u call someone for help?

Nah

Trips confirms that he can wipe his own butt just fine

What the most difficult regular task now?

Damn right lol. I will say it took me a minute to get used to it though. I need to stabilize myself with one hand which only leaves one hand for wiping. Can't grab my cheek for a really good spread and wood anymore lol.

Things high up. Easily.

>I need to stabilize myself with one hand which only leaves one hand for wiping. Can't grab my cheek for a really good spread and wood anymore lol.
Do they small enough toilet seats for you to use comfortably?

>thank you for one of the rare interesting non porn threads
Occupation and favorite hobby?

Do you make jokes about legs and how do you feel when some comedian cracks a leg joke on you?

Have you gained anything after the loss of your legs? (infinite wisdom, bigger enormous cock, balls of steel after keep getting them hurt when you try to move around, etc)

Do you get laid?

Show the stumps or fuck off

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What is the meaning of life?