if I found a dead tapeworm in my salmon and only ate a couple bites what are the chances I'll get sick?
If I found a dead tapeworm in my salmon and only ate a couple bites what are the chances I'll get sick?
Thomas Allen
Lincoln Gutierrez
I'm scared
Camden Thompson
You will become gay and get the monkee virus
Noah Gonzalez
rock and roll ganster
Jordan Cooper
o god I'm going to die
Parker Parker
Too soon to say dysentery. Although ive seen fast onset before. Good luck.
Gabriel Turner
satan what are the statistical chances for me? What are the first symptoms something isn't right?
Bentley Cook
What are you going to name it?
Bentley Cruz
This.
Isaac Thompson
HOW DO U KNOW IT'S A TAPEWORM
Blake Hernandez
Does your ass burn like the fires of hell?
Tyler Perry
I only ate a couple small pieces and this was literally 20 minutes ago. How soon does symptoms actually show?
Juan Torres
How cooked was the salmon? Probably you'll be fine. A cheap way to check is just get a CBC with differential. If you get infected you will have more Eosinophils.
William Murphy
Best thing that could’ve happened to you. Now you’ll finally lose weight fatty
John Hughes
None. As long as it's cooked, you're fine. Even with sushi, they usually freeze it first to make sure any worms in the fish die. Worms are common as hell in fish so you've probably eaten hundreds in your life, so don't sweat it
Lincoln Hill
I would go as far as to say within the next 7 days. Although I have seen symptoms as early as 3 hours after ingestion.
Jack Gomez
fuck bros it was kind of undercooked, it was sockeye salmon from fucking LIDL
CHEAP ASS STORE IM FUCKED IT'S OVER IM DONE
I guess this really is the only positive
Bentley Robinson
Drink an extremely strong alcoholic beverage before its too late.
David Jones
You’ll be fine. Make an appointment with a doctor or go to one of those urgent care clinics and tell them what happened. If they think you got worms they can give you deworming meds. Which they may do just to be safe.
Relax. It’s not a big deal.
Adrian Collins
100%. Why would eating salmon with a dead tapeworm in it make you impervious to all illnesses?
Ryan Rivera
you'll be fine, at least if you live in a first world country.
Just phone the doctor surgery in the morning, explain what happened to your doctor and see what they think, they will maybe give you some meds or something just in case.
assuming of course you have health insurance or can afford to see a doctor, if not then have fun shitting out worms till you die. but hey, at least you wont have to live in a socialist hellscape where healthcare is a state funded and free at the point of use for all. oh well.
Jose Parker
wait. wtf? i cook salmon all of the time. i found a bone a few times but pulled it out before i cooked it. they can have a tapeworm? how do i know before i cook it?
p2rrmy
Adrian Brooks
8/10.
Enjoy your new pet
Jonathan Anderson
You’re already dead. I’ll pray for you.