I just fucking hit a tranny with my car on the way home from work...

I just fucking hit a tranny with my car on the way home from work. Dragged it about 100 ft and felt it drop off the fender. After that I just kept going and booked it home. Fucking idiot stepped right out in front of me off the sidewalk on a dark street going 50mph. Im not losing my life over this shit. I dont think there were any cameras or witnesses. Fuck bros Im nervous. It was an accident.

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Clear your drives before they book you for a hate crime if they find the hanging troonjaks you are going down for life user

You just assisted in the final phase of becoming trans

Thank you for your service

>tranny

how the hell can you assume gender when going 60 m/ph at hit and run velocity.

explain yourself

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>hit and run
if it's not bait, you made things much worse for yourself if anyone finds out

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haha broken eggs
you murderer, might as well kill some blacks while you are at it.

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>how the hell can you assume gender when going 60 m/ph at hit and run velocity.
>explain yourself

Their dilating wand cracked his windshield

I saw it walking towards me on the sidewalk and then as I approached it did an about turn and darted out in the road in front of me. Its not my fault. Im just letting it go like nothing happened unless someone comes asking questions. Fuck this.

checked and kekd

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Bro no one cares, it’s a tranny. It’s not human, you did the world a favor.

I hope you’re in a red state, so you get away with it. If you’re not, run to the nearest one.

Nice.

So what else is going on?

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

OP gonna get a visit from Tyrone

They were probably committing suicide so its not your fault at all man

Rolled 20 (1d20)

If the above dice rolls above 10 then Ill jerk off tomorrow

If below 11 then I wait another day

If 20 then next paycheck I buy a fake horse pussy

enjoy your horse fleshlight

Thanks brah. Wasn't expecting that

UPDATE: Well my fender is fucked up on the mid-left side. Theres clumps of what look like blue pubes i pulled off with a glove. Theres some blood and makeup smeared across the front and down up under the engine. There was an obvious piece of flesh I hosed off into the sewer drain. I didnt look to see what bidy part it might be becayse if it was a piece of a dick I might seriously puke and pass out right now. I dont even want to know. Fml.