I LITERALLY haven’t left my house in two years. I go to the store to get a Pepsi and I catch covid. What the fuck...

I LITERALLY haven’t left my house in two years. I go to the store to get a Pepsi and I catch covid. What the fuck, all I wanted was a Pepsi.

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>Pepsi
Deserved.

Too bad Coca Cola cures Covid

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Fuck you guys, Pepsi is for men

Not leaving your house in 2 years is a great way t get a shit immune system

literally literally?

INSTITUTIONALIZED

Suidal Tendies is shit tier music

Yes literally literally

Yeah but I’m extremely paranoid

that’s what you get for buying a child’s drink.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

What do you drink? Cum?

I was at a class reunion - did I catch oh wise Any Forums?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Well shit...which way, ya fucker?

Your fortune: Good Luck

you never got covid.
it doesn't exist.

Big Help Irving...

shut up retard

Drinkin' the Q-lade™

The internet is fake
Stop posting on it, you're wasting your time

how do you even survive without a brain?

Wow almost like you’ve never come into contact with the public and therefore your immune system is completely fucked. Are you retarded? Go outside and your immune system will be strengthened by constantly coming into contact with viruses and bacteria. Your shit is weak because you haven’t left your fucking house. Absolutely RETARDED. I bet you’re double boosted too.

This actually makes perfect sense.
Your immune system is fucked from being such an isolated scared weakling faggot

Pleb

>What the fuck, all I wanted was a Pepsi.
Yeah? Well you got the bonus plan!

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