Celeb
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Celeb
OMGosh!
Are the dicks rancid and diseased? Do they suck them for weed nuggets?
Kek! Mods..
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Can you tell your mom to stop trying to eat my ass? I have a hemorrhoid and it stings. Nasty whore.
Balls are empty
derp
i just want to cuddle her and keep her safe
Why do grown men who want to fuck children always say this?
I just want to shove a gasoline-soaked rag down her throat and light it as the other user watches helplessly while bound to a chair.
Trying to justify their attraction to children. They aren't horny for them - they just want to protect them!
i want to fuck her now, as an adult. i'm not some milliefag whos been wanting her since she was 12.
I love her
the only plastic woman that looks halfway convincing.
Your fortune: Average Luck
need more alba ass.
my queen
wanna motorboat them titties.
wish i could have came in her before her face job.
>eiza
>plastic
le no
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
More pedophile justification. You drool over underage pics of her, retard.
she's still a 10
she got a nose job and a tit job, look at old photos of her.
girl on the left has an ugly broad snout and bug eyes
in fact, im always the guy asking people to NOT post underaged pics of her. i'm not into that shit.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
You know those guys that scream about how much they hate gays all the time and then they turn out to be gay?
Yeah.
she went from 10 to 7.5
she poops in beds
Your fortune: Godly Luck
wrong
slander
Her eyes and nose are perfect
just one, actually. and her dog stepped on a bee...
her book choices dropped her down to a 6
She can abuse me all she wants.
bruh... the titties are 100% real. I highly doubt the nose thing either... she hasn't been around long enough
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>woman enjoys reading
>this is somehow an unattractive quality
same, I am jealous of Depp
like i said, shes the only convincing plastic woman.
>>woman enjoys reading
>i said book choices
>no u
Good one.
She likes reading, there is nothing wrong with that
Is it time?
Calm down dummy lol
Her eyes aren't symmetrical and her nose has been photoshopped here.
reading is one thing, reading books that rot your mind are another.
Uh huh
Cope and coplain, bitch
ok... maybe a bit of rhinoplasty.. that sure as shit isn't a full blown nose job.
They don't rot your mind.
Why are you always hiding, Troy? It's so cowardly.
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you should kill yourself
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
It's honestly crazy how much negative energy you guys have in you every single day here. And people call me nuts. This place is so dead
Big Mexican boobies
>I am jealous of Depp
>gets paid millions to play jack sparrow again in every fucking movie he's in
>gets to fuck amber
>complains because insanely hot woman he's porking goes psycho sometimes
He's a crybaby, but I'm jealous too.
OMGosh! Accidentally posted teh wrong picture!! Sorry if I made your PP hard!
Mexican tits, some of the worst ever
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