>be you
>at home
>hear a knock at the door
>open it, see this
It's yours, WHAT DO?
Be you
Adam Jackson
Elijah Hill
Immediately realize somebody has the wrong address because I wouldn’t get my dick within 20 feet of a gross niggers pussy
Adam Jackson
But the dna test is accurate, what does this mean user? He's your kid!
Wyatt Turner
Remove the notes, call the police and tell them someone abandoned a random child in front of your house
Jace Carter
You wouldn't feel morally bad knowing you're giving your own son away, just like his mother?
Landon Hill
Boot it, say it looked like a football, case closed, no more Half Nigg.
Justin Clark
You'd boot your own kid?!
How cruel
Noah Allen
>what does this mean user?
That he had unprotected sex with a woman and that woman had unprotected sex with a guy immediately after that and that guy had unprotected sex with a black woman immediately after that and this way carried the sperm of the first guy into the vagina of the black woman via his penis.
Inception pregnancy.
Isaac Taylor
I'm gonna subvert these threads and say it's a girl. I will raise her and eventually breed a quadroon into her.
Luis Gonzalez
This situation wouldn't occure:
(A) To get rid of their offspring Black women will kill their kids instead of giving them away.
(B) Black single dads don't even exist as myths.
Ryder Diaz
Oh no no, that's your son. Not daughter, and he's not gonna take to you trying to raise him as anything other than what he is
Jack Nelson
But this is one of those one in a million things, so...
>wat do?
Logan Martinez
Absolutely not, my life goes on just as fine as before receiving the unwanted package
Leo Russell
Have a blast raising him to be a fun loving, occasionally mischevious, but ultimately happy and healthy young boy, with realistic but optimistic visions and plans for his future, and rejoice in the joy that is is life.
>you thought I was gonna say groom and molest him, huh?
Brody Ward
Have a blast raising him to be a fun loving, somewhat mischevious, but ultimately happy and healthy young boy, with realistic but optimistic visions and plans for the future, and rejoice in the joy that is his life.
>you thought I was gonna say groom and molest him, huh?
Justin Bell
/thread
Gavin Price
Raise him like my father did to me, by allowing him to be raised by internet strangers and grunge niche internet subcultures.
Carter Brown
Next door, jackass
Alexander Smith
"Nice, free dinner"
Tyler Perez
Punt that shitpellet into the gutter
Josiah Long
Based and Brutananadilewski pilled