Pretty cute girl from school recognizes me in public

>pretty cute girl from school recognizes me in public
>walks up, says ''Hey, it's user right?''
>i recognize her instantly because I still stalk everyone from high school on social media
>autistic brain only gets out ''Yeah''
>silence for a few seconds
>she says ''I'm Femanon''
>autistic brain only gets out ''I know''
>she asks me how I've been
>autistic brain only gets out ''Good''
>silence for a solid 3-4 seconds, before I realize I should ask her the same question
>cut her off mid sentence when I do
>her friends come back and she has to leave
How am I meant to find a girlfriend if I can't even talk to a girl I knew for years?

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This might be a shock but you won’t. Ever.

Tough but fair

That’s very autistic. Although if taken off guard I would probably react the same way.
I think that some people are just unable to form a significant bond with others. I will never find a soulmate and I’ve made my peace with it.

Once my current gf breaks up with me (it’s inevitable), I’m done dating. You’re not missing much.

I don't know how anyone is at peace with being alone for the rest of their lives, makes me suicidal.

Step one, go fuck a prostitute you desperate fuck. Girls can smell the stench of your thirst for them.

Step two, make yourself a man worth respecting. If you look at yourself in the mirror you know if you were a chick you wouldnt fuck you. Why would anyone else? Go gym, go travel, do real hobbies that arent porn or video games. Build up a bank of stories you can tell when chatting to a girl.

Step three, go learn how to dance in a social setting. Swing or salsa classes run at bars. You’ll put your hands and talk to lots of women and get comfortable doing it.

Step four, if you’re attracted to a girl make it clear in the first 5 minutes. Better rejection than the friend zone. Girl “friends” are useless. It’s like having a steak locked in a box that may randomly open at some time (or not) when you’re fucking starving now. Girl “friends” take up space and time and they are fucking useless.

Step 5, be yourself. Lol j/k. You’re shit. Be the best version of you. The guy who would be disgusted at who you are right now.

Calm down Tate

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>step one: get an STD by fucking loose pussy, this will somehow make you more desirable

Anyways, I’ve been with a female for 3 and a half years now, and I can say, I never needed to fuck a prostitute to get here.

OP, just work out, be less socially retarded, make some money, wait for bitches to come to you. If you even really want that. They’re fucking worthless tbh. The biggest advantage is that they make your dick feel good when you want them too.

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As old as Tate but much better looking.

I never lost a debate to Cenk’s nephew either, so I have higher status.

He can get a better girl if he drains the desperation out of himself.

You don’t catch an STD if you jimmy up and dont fuck a meth whore. Retard.

Condoms are not actually all that effective in preventing herpes and HPV, though, over the long term, condom use resulted in only like 30% reduction.

>How am I meant to find a girlfriend if I can't even talk to a girl I knew for years?
by talking to them not stalking them and pretending to talk to them in your head.

Still not worth it. I’ve had my dick wet only god knows how many times at this point and never had fuck a std whore to get there. Idk where the fuck you guys get this prostitute shit all the time. In honesty, it seems like you’re just a bunch of degenerates trying to pass off your hedonistic, risky, and retarded behavior off as “self improvement.”

Yes we all know fat and ugly bitches get wet too.

We’re talking about improving the man’s prospects not lowering his standards.

You can’t have lower standards than the local cum repository and dick rest stop. You’d have higher standards fucking a 250 pound virgin than a model level chick who’s had every dick in town ran through her 3 inch wide hole

You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess.

No a fat ugly bitch is the lowest standard you can have. We’re talking about sex not marriage. Exclusivity is a consideration for a wife, not a cum dump. All a cum dump needs is good looks.

You’d fuck a victoria secret model before you’d fuck a obese virgin; get the fuck out of here.

You’re not trying to love her, shes a flesh-light with female features. Sex isn’t that special, you faggots need to learn how to separate that shit from love, it fucks up your decision making capability.

There is no such thing as love, sex is only for procreation, and the best procreation strategy is when combined with marriage.

Yo

answer this question: are you genuinely interested on having a relationship or all this desire is driven by the social pressure on having one? don't you think you could live happier if you let go of all this pressure?