Help me b

Help me b.

>be me
>straight guy
>always fucking hot chicks
>solid 7/10 on looks but 10/10 in personality
>almost every girl i've had has been outta my league
>love creaming inside wet pussy
>fucked everything, from gilfs, teen sluts, crackheads, cops, nurses, everything
>lose my job for making racist joke
>fuck muzzies
>anyway
>start new job
>fag starts there
>really feminine
>slim
>petite
>weirdly cute
>quite funny
>for some reason I really wanna suck his cock and then fucking destroy him. he's got this tiny fragile woman-type body that you could easily snap
>his ass is cuter than any womans ass i've nailed before

Any Forums Im fucking straight. What the fuck is happening and why am I thinking like this?

Google suggests I'm fucking "pansexual" where you're straight, but you can find really feminine guys attractive.

Fucking shoot me pls.

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Nobody cares about who you fuck faggot you are not important. You could blow you brains out in your office tomorrow it probably doesn't even make the local news

your faggot dad would be upset. Fucking jew.

That's true for most of us, bro

Sorry you spend more then a nanosecond of your life thinking about where other men's cocks go you stupid faggot
99/100 of us are not important, these retards think anyone cares where they cum

Creampie his ass duhh pics too

You can expect a pipe bomb in your mailbox by tomorrow, faggot chad.
Sincerely, fuk u chad, you don't belong here.
- a fren

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based

kys faggot

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really *this*

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Be gay if you want. The best kept secret of life is all these shrieking edge lords will never get the chance to bully you in real life. They'll call you every crass insult in existence here and tell you to kill yourself and so on, but none of it will ever matter.

I'm not as chaddish as you but I went down this road in my early 30s. I just got tired of dealing with women. Even having to sit in front of one for 5 minutes pretending to be interested in what she's saying to get pussy was a regretful waste of time. So I took the fag road and sucked cock, got sucked, and fucked a twinky Asian college student. Fucking man ass turned out not to be my thing but I like exchanging oral with a young guy every now and then. Call me a fagoo, I don't care. I still creampie pussy and you don't

Fucking cancer newfags, this site used to be filled with "shrieking edge lords"

not him but the fuck it did you pretending gaywad

>op comes out as a queer loser
>why am I not surprised?

>faggot
>Doesn't know English even though he speaks it
kek, seems based to me.

Old Any Forums

Nu-Any Forums

Election tourists think they blend. Hilarious.

you got any pics of said faggot?

>Literally mass replying
>Calls people "Election tourists"
kek, kys you crippled retard

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>op realizes he ain't straight

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God what a pathetic excuse for a thread. sage. lol

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