Fastman

>be me
>a speedy man
>Just bought my first trialer
>it's similar to pic related
>do not have my truck yet but do have a car
>paying to live on a lumberjacks property
>have wifi
>using a 50 walmart beater phone as a wifi extender
>have shit bucket
>have garden hose
>saving up to buy camp shower and shower tent
>got my thinkpad back, am using the thinkpad again
>it feels comfy here in my trailer, bros
>it feels comfy sitting on my kitchen and feasting on chicken
>it feels good sitting in my kitchen and working on discrete math by susanne epp
>it feels comfy being in my bedroom
>this thing was made in like the 1970s it smells like ass
>I just got a girls number today, But I dont want to take her alone in this camper because i want to resist temptation

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>reverse image search
>no matches
Finally, a quality thread.
Bump

What happened to your yt channel nigger?
I wanted to listen to your stuff

You already missed the odysee channel which is gone and now everything is on tiktok and you missed a whole tiktok account that was deleted.

thats a lot more spacious than i thought

this is me but in a few years hopefully
I just turned 25 hopefully i get my remote comfy job that will allow me to live this lifestyle
it needs alot of planning though

Wow
I've been offline for a while desu
Anyway good luck i guess

user why tf would you want to live in a van? So you can save more money to spend when you're in your 30s? Come on.

so you can save to buy land

I did the van life meme for a while. Even had a class B with a full shower and toilet. It was okay but ultimately I'm not enough of a social butterfly to enjoy it because you get lonely on the road unless you're the type of person who can easily meet new people.

I don't live on the road I live at a lumberjacks house with a bunch of other people in trailers. It's a little village of trailer hillbillies. They all chew dip and smoke weed and play the lotto and smoke cigarettes and listen to classic rock

and I am in my trailer learning lambda calculus and they have no idea what I am doing. All they know is I know alot about computers. They asked me to make deepfakes for them.

Do they charge you to park there?

>They all chew dip and smoke weed
you were smoking weed in your video about your horse trailer iirc
>and I am in my trailer learning lambda calculus
to what end?
>All they know is I know alot about computers.
then why not get a job and save instead of living in squalor?

Yes. I pay $350 per month

>you were smoking weed in the video
yes, yes I was
>lambda calculus? To what end?
I want to play with programming languages that can fit into the boot sector of a floppy disc like sector lisp or sector forth
>why not get a job and save
I have a job as a clerk at night where I don't have to do anything, so I just study whatever I want to all night. get paid to do nothing

how the fuck did a guy like you get a girls number?

what a fascinating existence

You have fallen into the fantasy of a schizo.

Despite having autism I have recently learned to somewhat tell when women are attracted to me or not

She was one of my customers at the store and I was telling her about how much I knew about code and about how much money I could be making in 4 years time if I gave a shit, and she started getting wet and I could see it in her face

so next time i saw her I asked for her number. Simple science

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was she a deformed fatty?

she's very attractive but she is not skinny. I would say she is about at the right weigh to have a baby

I'm getting Terry levels of schizo vibes here.

lol

How old are you

imagine the smell

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>I would say she is about at the right weigh to have a baby
that’s a completely vague descriptor, women have babies at lots of different weights. also if you think you’re in an appropriate situation to be having a baby (or even thinking about doing so) let me put this bluntly; you are not financially or mentally prepared for having to rear a child.

I could say that to anyone on this board and I'd be right 9/10 times.
And I'm including myself.

I'm 28 years old

this trailer came with a strong ass smell but luckily I have already gotten used to the smell I do not smell it

you just don't understand pelvis width and how that corresponds to tit size and baby health

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