You are sentenced to spend a year in prison

>You are sentenced to spend a year in prison
>this is your cellmate

Wat to do Any Forums?

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Pimp her out for Ramen noodles and honey buns in return for protection services and free succ

Sell his ass out for bags of tobacco and coffee and dump loads in his faggot ass during lockdown.

Beat him half to death. Ring the cell alarm, say he fell over.

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nothing as long as he never makes a move on me.

Munch his hole.

You'll be sucking his dick in a week faggot. I'd be sucking it in a day.

What a complete faggot. I'd fuck his hole.

You have to lube it up first.

i would rather stay in prison the rest of my life for murdering him.

Not if you eat it first.

That's what I just said.

Enjoy having a cellmate that will never be a problem.

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I would verify if she is versatile? I would want to fuck her and be fucked by her.

The first thing that I would do is suck her dick

Would you swallow her creamy load?

This is the correct answer. The next thing to do is use her sexy cummies to lube your cock and fuck her sexy bussy.

the funniest thing is the people calling him "her". How can you logically reconcile the fact that you are housed in an all-male prison unit while still considering him a real woman?

Sometimes you just have to use your imagination.

Honestly? I'd probably spit it out.

Spit it out into my mouth, then. Don’t waste it.

Spend a year doing butt stuff

Ok. Snow balling!