1 million virtual USD to anyone who can cheer me up and make me laugh right now

1 million virtual USD to anyone who can cheer me up and make me laugh right now.

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13/50

My cat just ran over my chest then my wife's chest then ran into the wall. He was just excited that his auto cat feeder dropped some food and couldn't handle the excitement.

What's on your mind, op?

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Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight, go and see him, that should pick you up.

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You having wife just makes me more sad :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Am I going to be alone forever?

ill drink a cup of my jizz for 1mil
fuck this captcha shit man

Idk about all that but I just wish I had the money to finish building my dream car. I’m 24 years old and barely get by, but I’m doing my best man. I’m sorry I can’t make ya laugh but I’ll show you my shit box. It’s nothing special, but the short version of a long story is that my dad bought me it for my 18th birthday knowing I always dreamed of owning a Camaro, so it’s more than just a car or some shitty mullet machine Third gen camaro it’s my dream lol.

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I am lonely. I wanna have a gf but I don't know how. :(

I smirked.

I dubbed it “Hercules” and I hope to one day get it back to its some what original factory look. I’m also ready to get roasted lol.

What do you call the Flinstones if they were black?

Niggers

Kik sk8_inches for my $ thanks

I do that every day for free, no need for a paper towel

What do you call the Jetson if they were black?
Space Niggers

yes you stupid nigger. fuck you! get aids

can’t offer that ill make you laugh but hugs man

stuff here makes me laugh, no need to pay a dime

how much money do you need

This thread was created by a female.
>Thumbnail saver
>phone poster

Love how you still try to larp as a man when you're clearly a biohole/tranny.

Sadness is temporary, there will always be downtime to your uptime. It's something we all live with, Regardless of where we come from. Cheer up lad, it gets better before it gets worse.

give me 1 mil I can get you 2 girlfriends

Gimme that fucking money you pathetic faggot

I am not a female, and I didn't post from a phone. I also don't know what's a thumbnail saver.

Did you hear the one about the happy Roman?
>He was Glad 'e ate 'er.

what was your downtime?