Today is my birthday. My wife will probably want to give me a "gift" of the same boring missionary sex we engage in once per week. Or I can hide out in a bathroom with some porn on my phone and give myself a small "gift" of a brush handle or something up my ass. If I rub one out now, I will have even less desire to perform this evening. Probably have to claim headache or some such.
Jerk off for ~10 minutes of birthday pleasure now or wait and put on a show later?
My advice? Go back in time and don't get married. Good luck bro!
Cooper Cox
:(
Ayden Rogers
Post wife You sound kinda low test and faggy
Jonathan Hernandez
or just ask your wife to try something new, instead of letting her believe that you love and treasure her?
OP is less than beta, not even a man. just a thing with a penis.
Caleb Harris
imagine being so extremely low test, that you can't even express to your WIFE (not even a gf) that you'd like to try some pegging.
even if she doesn't wanna try pegging, it might open up the discussion to spice up the bedroom.
Cooper Flores
Get yourself so horny that you can’t stop yourself from asking for something you want.
Or when you are in missionary, grab her and flip her over then start hitting it from the back and shove her head into the mattress. Girls love that and it might shock her into being kinky
Thomas Jackson
You could try being honest about what you need in a way that doesn’t make her feel bad about herself retard
Joshua Barnes
y'all are fucking retarded as fuck. i feel bad for the wife, being married to a retard.
all you have to do is talk to her and ask to try pegging. if she ain't into it, then suggest something else.
yknow, you can TALK to your partner. god forbid you see someone as the opposite sex as an equal
Joshua Barnes
Finally, someone who has an IQ greater than 70
Adam Williams
cuck
Jack Mitchell
Best Lesson I can offer you spergs: Don't ask women for anything. Just take. They are way happier with that arrangement.
Jaxon Rodriguez
So many retards in this thread. Listen op, you go buy an escort and pay her do all those freaky kinks you want to do. No need to rock the boat at home. As for the pegging, if I was a women I’d leave you for being married to a fag.
Jeremiah Garcia
Gayyyyyy
But seriously, why do people not communicate their desires?
Kevin King
...why not ask wife to stick things up your ass? you must have done it for her, and you actually have a prostate
John Reyes
No wonder she doesn't want to have sex with you. She wants to fuck a MAN, not some confused wimp who wants dick-shaped-things up his ass like a faggot.
Jaxson Watson
>0 reasons to stick in a womans ass, they have no sexual organs there >men have a prostate, and can actually cum from anal have you never had sex with a buttplug or vibrator in your ass? you will bust the hardest nut of your life
Juan Robinson
because here in the States sex is still seen as dirty and shameful. And married sex is for making kids, not having fun
>he can't talk about his kinks with his wife ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Eli Williams
Why did you even marry a woman if you knew you were a faggot?
Luke Anderson
Do you have kids or why do you put up the charade? Also why don't you be open to your wife? If she digs you, win win. If not the worst case is divorce? Picture unrelated, or is it?
