Who's down for a sexy story thread? post some hot stories you have about doin the deed, doesn't matter with who...

who's down for a sexy story thread? post some hot stories you have about doin the deed, doesn't matter with who, when or where; just as long as there's a story behind it.

Attached: image0-84.jpg (761x602, 87.82K)

i'll share one

>at high school friend's 19th birthday party
>hadn't been in touch for a while but recently reconnected and she invited me
>hanging out, getting hammered and having a blast
>mutual of ours walks over, takes me aside
>"user, bday girl really wants to get with you"
>my reaction is, 'no way, i'm a total fuckin dork and she's hot as hell, you're pulling my leg'
>be like 13 cups of really strong jungle juice in, nearly passing out on her dining room table
>friend walks over, "hey user, you hanging in there?"
>i am clearly dying
>she offers to let me lay down in her room
>no way, it's actually happening
>ofc i agree and follow her
>i sit down in her room, start talking about how it's great to see her and that i'm really happy we reconnected
>while i am saying this she is stripping down to her underwear
>"user you realize i just got naked right"
>i say 'oh shit yeah, wow you're really beautiful'
>we start going at it, i stand up and we start making out hard, really uncoordinated, basically licking all over each other's mouths til we get a rhythm
>she grabs my butt which makes me super horny
>i start undoing her bra, she starts unbuttoning/unzipping my pants
>finally on the bed, she pulls her panties down to reveal the nicest pussy i've ever seen
>well groomed bush, pretty pink, plump yet petite
>dive in face first and eat her out
>every moan she lets out makes me more hungry for her pussy
>start to suck her clit while i finger her pussy, she starts going nuts
>only problem is i have super bad whiskey dick, i should be diamonds by now
>barely even at half-mast
>i apologize about it, say it usually never happens and blah blah
>she says it's all right, she has a different idea
>she says she's into pegging
>says she's wanted to peg me for a long time cuz i'm very twinkish and pretty for a dude
>i love anal so i jump at the proposition
>she lays me down and lubes up her fingers
>she starts fingering me and i'm moaning like a slut

cont.

That's big fat gay niece cock talk

Took a girl home from the bar one time, put on Dopesmoker and fucked her from behind over the arm of my couch, after the vocals kick in she asks if we can put on a different song or playlist or something, I say no and cum in her. We drink a little more whiskey and pass out. Good times

Sounds gay! in a big fat gay niece cocking way!

One time I tricked my wife into thinking I was sick so she would stay at my parents’ house while I fucked a side chick

Yeah, cumming in pussies is for fags

Did it make you feel like a faggot? do you also suck big fat gay niece cocks?

Yeah getting your ass fucked by big fat gay niece cocks to the power man thing to do.

Wasn’t funny the first twenty seven threads you have posted this dumbass shit in, and it sure fucking isn’t now either