It's that time again. Secrets thread!

>secret threads, tell your deepest secrets ITT. especially anything illegal

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Lol, kinda the same here. Friends think i'm superstraight because of my looks, job (diy woodshop), hobbies (skateboarding, pc repair). But 10 years ago after my last female ex I got shitfaced drunk, paid a shemale 200 bucks to behave like a good girl and it was the best sex I have ever had.

Been fucking shemales ever since, less drama and bullshit than women and they actually put it in work in bed.

It is true:
you are the fucking logposter.
Semantic AI doesn't Lie

It's the logposter
Just report him and the logthreads for evading bans
He's showing up less and less

I want an Asian woman to tell me racial slurs while I ravage her pussy.

Not a GH but I've been giving nsa head to a guy in his garage a few times a week for years. He's an older daddy type. Gay af. Big cock n balls. I'm a slut for cum.

i once received a handjob from my sister while she was intoxicated on xanax and a fair amount of alcohol... shit was one of my favourite sexual experiences of all time, especially because she doesn't remember anything, like nothing at all as our sibling relationship hasn't gone awkward or whatever, nor has she bought it up with me in conversation :x it was made even better by the fact that she allowed me to compliment her ass first, something that made me super-hard but i digress... i can remember it vividly but there's absolutely no way whatsoever that i could tell someone irl as it would get back to my sister and i'd be in serious trouble but fuck, would absolutely go through the experience again!

pic related, a screenshot of her ass from a creepshot video i recorded, truly amazing

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These fake "alcohol+xanax/whatever drug(s)" larps are the worst. Please make up better stories, thanks.

> Be me
> 15 y.o living in rural area
> Walk Home Drunk af and see car
> with bullshit political Sticker
> Nobody around.
> Gonna mess with him.jpeg
> Cut his breakline so he would
> crash Into the car parking next a little
> Next day hear there was a crash and
> someone died near where i live
> It was that Car
> Panic
> Dont Tell nothing but cops ask me if
> ive seen something and where i was
> Shits gettin real.
> Gotta gtfo of state.
> Have No Money cant explain to parants.
> Parents realy religios so i start saying
> im an Atheist now.
> Not amused.jpeg
> We get Into big fight when i refuse to go > to church
> Call her a Bitch
> She gets extremly mad
> Then said, "You're movin' with your
> auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

What the fuck is the point of me telling you how I brutally sodomized my female cousin to the point of tears and violence if you're just gonna skip over my post?

I mean what is the actual point of me telling you this went on for years and she became a size queen because of me, pounded her cervix so hard she puked. I fucked her holes into a wide gaping O multiple times over her life

What's the point of telling you all this? You'll just ignore it

What's the point of telling you that she is so cock crazed and damaged that she would probably kill herself if i stop dicking her regular

Would you be so kind as to describe your setup? Thanks

i wouldnt complain if i saw my gf josie posted on b
no i will not post her

I assumed it was a bot. No one can be that tragic surely