Gonna beat up my girlfriend for the first time tomorrow. Kinda nervous. What should i start with?

Gonna beat up my girlfriend for the first time tomorrow. Kinda nervous. What should i start with?

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Start with gentle open hand slaps, playfully.

Get a football sock and put and orange in the end. It won't leave bruises

Slip a chunk of caesium-137 down the back of her shirt as an epic prank.

slaps are always a good start, then upgrade to throwing her around

Ok anons but how do i let her know i mean business and that she shouldnt fuck with me anymore? I want to beat her into being submissive

yell at her when she annoys you

start with a blow job, then pow!
right in the eye
if she doesn't immediately get back on your cock - you'll know it's time

Tell her you want to try bondage, tie her up really good and start having nice sex them boom, stuff it into her anus and fuck her butt until you cum. She'll hurt more than from a punch.

Either her written or video consent or really solid blackmail material. And then heavy dull blows. Not the face, not the ribs, easy around the stomach too. Paddle any where you might actually do damage, can use a thick rod, rubber is best, just about anywhere else.

Stick your thumb in her left eye and press down as hard as you can.

Gut punch followed through with an upper cut. If done right she should be face up on the ground. Then elbow drop, use boobs to cushion fall.

Kill yourself, post results

Get a metal bat and whack her in the head as hard as possible. A cracked skull will teach her not to mess with you. Although that's gonna be hard to hide from her parents and the police might come knocking on your door with a big fat assault charge

How about you have a discussion about it with her like a grown adult man instead of abusing her like a poor hood rat

start with jabs

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he's straight not gay, user.

Really smart

Start with a nice cunt punch...let the bitch know you mean business.

>What should i start with?
tell us why

Start with a .9mm hollow point directly into your skull

fuck off faggot

Start by kicking "her" in the balls.

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Clearly she must have already suffered enough. Get a job op

A good, out of nowhere sucker punch when she’s not paying attention