OK Any Forums I need advice
>>be user age 31, bi, UK
>>have had a wank already
>>browsing Grindr one evening
>>Start talking with 18 year old Trans who is 13 miles away in a nearby City that looks like Harry Potter
>>is looking for Dates, Friends, Relationships, Right Now
>>Send pics and ask "looking for fun?"
>>Pick them up, drive them back to my place
>>They dressed super fem, says they non-binary, looks hotAF
>>Start asking questions
>>is a software engineer from US
>>& believes in gun rights
>>holy crap i've picked up a unicorn. note to self: don't fuck this up.
>>Get to my place, near enough hottest day of the year, NO AC cos we're in the UK and parents borrowed my fan the day before so my room is hot as shit
>>Talking to unicorn, turns out is a virgin.
>>Put netflix on, cuddled up, is nice, being super touchy
>>About 2/3mins of this show is pretty clear I need to fuck it's really hot in here and the touching is getting a bit much
>>Don't really perform that well tbh, wank earlier was a big mistake, didn't expect a wild unicorn to appear this evening. Didn't give them a fucking to usual standards.
>>Shower with them after, they apologies for not trusting me initially. Heart melts.
>>Try to explain everyone is awks first time.
>>my internal Venn Diagram is registering some unusual overlap here
) Seems smart. Not your usual 19 year old interested in the Kardashians.
) Maybe a bit autistic, goes with the territory among developers, I probably am too
>>Drive them back
>>Message, no reply
>>Message next day, no reply
>>Next Day: Ok, I'll knock on their door see if they still alive
>>Not in. Flatmates look at me like 'who the fuck are you' but don't actually say that because they British, but their eyes communicate this, in British
>>Get text like an hour later 'Hey sorry I'm not who you think I am and sadly it would be very unsafe for you to try to contact me again. Wish you well and recommend you never come to my house again', blocked
>>Aw, no :(
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