Things that you haven’t told anyone and if people found out you would be really embarrassed

Things that you haven’t told anyone and if people found out you would be really embarrassed.

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OP is a faget

I sniff my aunt shoes when I’m at her house

One time I stuck a tube up my ass and let this huge 400 lb fat dude sit on the other end and blow a really long and massive fart into my ass

knowing the future

u first man

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It was pretty common for her to sit on my lap or be on top of me in some form or way. One day my hand just slowly found its way down her panties and I rubbed her clit slowly till she had a throbbing convulsing unholy I'm gonna fucking sizzle in hell for this orgasm.

She was very.....very young. I made her cum hardddddddddddd dddddd

he said embarrassed, not in prison

I know this is a larp, but kill yourself regardless.

I used to fuck banana peels and my aunt found one once.

please tell me you fucked her at some point after

I made love to the pool water jet several times, among other things to embarrassed to even type on this thread anonymously. That shits staying in the vault.

When I was at a really low point I paid a prostitute for a girlfriend experience quite a few times but had to stop cause I actually started liking her.

I once got kicked out of an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet for eating too much. I drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant. When I couldn't find one, I went fishing.

>all you can eat
>said you eat too much
demand a refund

People think I do have a law degree. Nine years of ininterrupted lying, and three different cities, didn't got caught yet

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Clearly my actions were not those of a man who had all he could eat.

A few days ago I came in my diaper after I pooped in it. Guess it would be weird if people knew that

Hello glownigger how are the wife and kids

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i've been sexually attracted to two of my aunts
they're not really attractive, they just have big asses

Im wearing a vibrating cock ring at work and having open conversations with female staff while trying not to cum.