I can't cook and need to figure out something to get that's easy enough to put in the oven to bake for like 10-20...

I can't cook and need to figure out something to get that's easy enough to put in the oven to bake for like 10-20 minutes. I don't want fries, hot dogs, corn dogs, sliders, onion rings, pizza/pizza rolls, and/or chicken nuggets/tendies. This is hard. I literally am so retarded when it comes to food that I can't figure out anything.

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rice is pretty easy to cook.

Buy an air fryer....

I don't have anything to cook it in. I only have an oven tray. I don't even have a knife to cut up foods.

I don't have any cash only EBT.

Get a marinated pork loin filet at the store. Just stick a thermometer in it here and there and pull it out when it's over 145 in the center

That sounds extremely complicated. I don't know how to do that. I literally am so bad at doing anything in the oven I burnt fries and oven pizzas over 10 times and/or undercook them another 8 times before getting it right. I have to time everything like an autistic sperg.

Word from Two-pack Sha'ker.
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I don't have a pan to fix ramen. I only have an oven tray. Can't fix ramen on an oven tray.

get a crockpot. Literally cannot fuck your food up unless you let it run way too short or way too long. Roast, stew, soup, chili, literally just throw shit in there for 8 hours on low.

Oatmeal, grits, pasta, hard boiled eggs and rice. You just have to boil water.

No cash, only EBT.

Can't boil water. Only oven tray!

I have fucking 5 minutes you niggers. I'm going to starve the store is about to close.

go to a 2nd hand store and purchase one for $2. You can probably get one for free if you search facebook marketplace or whatever they use where you are

I don't even have a goddamn dollar!!!

fine. Listen closely. Preheat oven to 425 and cook chicken for 20 minutes. Let sit for 5 minutes. Boom, juicy dank chicken

What kind of chicken?

What food do you have then?
Wtf do you plan to cook, air?

Welp, I ended up being forced to leave the store as they just closed. Thanks, now I literally have nothing to eat for the night. I'm hungry as shit and going to starve. I hate all of you. I hope you all get AIDS from niggers and die.

NOTHING! I have nothing!!!!!! Not one single item of food in my home. I live in a one bedroom small ass apartment because I'm a NEET who's on subsidies and food stamps aka EBT. My rent and utilities is paid for through a program I'm in. I don't get any cash that's given to myself. I have no friends or family to help me. I literally just have a few things in my home and a crusty old laptop that I carry around to get on wifi with to talk to you faggots.

Step 1: Crush in package
Step 2: Put in bowl
Step 3A: Add seasoning and then bring to cover with water.
OR
Step 3B: Save the packet for future contingent step and bring to cover with water anyway
Step 4: Microwave for 2 1/2 minutes (Perfection)
Step 5A: Enjoy ramen with juice
OR
Step 5B: Drain water, then add seasoning for stronger [flavor] taste. Then enjoy ramen.
Step 6: "Man that shit is dooone!"

Steal some fruit from someone's garden.

>microwave
Yep, don't have one. Just an oven with one oven tray. That's all I have in my home. I don't even have silverware. I sometimes walk into fast food places to take plastic ones. All fast food places are closed so I can't even pick up any food.

you could've told us the options before asking for suggestions, i was going to suggest garlic bread before reading how bitchy you were

It's dark and I don't even know anyone who has a garden.

Well I fucking told you I'm a retard!!!!

Chicken thighs, marinated in mayonnaise, garlic, and cumin. Baked for 40-50 minutes depending on the size.

you'd be surprised how useful and dynamic a cast iron skillet is. stop using your oven, its extremely limited.

That's WAYYYY too hard for me. Besides I don't know how to fix anything that requires me to add anything other than ketchup or BBQ sauce. I need to seriously be put in a group home where someone prepares my meals.

make sure to heat the oven tray before putting the chicken upon it

bro it's just mayonnasise

cast iron, isn't that shit like $70+ for a fucking pan? Besides, I've never once fixed anything on the oven top.