How do you get a gf?

How do you get a gf?

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You grow and raise them.
Its an expensive endeavor but some would say its worth it.

I just interact with a bunch of them until one starts hitting on me. Usually takes a few months because my autist ass can’t pick up on subtler signs of attraction.

Build one. Take the andrussypill.

harass them until they say yes out of fear

Honestly?

- Dont show desperation. Who the fuck would find that attractive? You wouldnt.

- Don't put ANYONE on a pedestal. Again, being someone else's entire world sounds fun at first, but again is unattractive. Whether she talks to you does not determine if you have a good time, you are the good time.

- Turn the chase on itself. You need to leave her thinking "wow that guy was really nice and funny, I want to talk to him more", not "wow this guy wont leave me alone, how do I get rid of him?". You need to make her laugh, you need to be fun to talk to by talking about common interests, etc. Then GTFO.

- Body language and social dynamics are extremely important. Is she breaking eye contact in a way where she clearly is not really that engaged? You become just as engaged instantly, even talking to someone else if she tells you she isnt that engaged. Dont be leaning towards her like you are a puppy, be mindful of you body language.

- Be confident. Most be arent, fake it. If you fake confidence, you cannot tell the difference. There is a difference between that and putting up a front/ being a douche. Learn to fake it if you are not. Some self pity, depressing person is going only attract people with self pity who are depressing. Would you find that attractive?


It really is that goddamn simple. Grooming and bathing is a fucking must. If you look like shit (not saying overweight, just shitty beard, uncut hair, smell bad) what are you communicating? You arent even put together on your own, let alone a relationship.

It boils down to being a "man", which is what even a modern feminist wants. You can do that without being a douche, you just cant let your world revolve around the girl. Girls may say they want that, but they dont. They want a man they respect, not that they own.

Meant to add to this, BE DIRECT. Communicate you are looking for a romantic relationship by being a little flirty after you establish a connection. Get her number before you leave the convo, BE DIRECT. You will never be friendzoned if you communicate you are not just being friendly! And if you do, it will be obvious quick and you can move on.

Are you kidding? I'd find desperation attractive. It would be awesome to have a pretty woman obsessed with me.

you're wrong and you don't get any pussy.

Don't listen to him OP, just harass the girl you like until she says yes out of fear.

Or even better, look for a vulnerable girl and gaslight her into thinking only you understand her, that you're not like the other boys and isolate her from family and friends so she only listens to you and only you.

Rohyphnol

become as physically attractive as you can is step 1

step 2 is put yourself in portions where you can meet and engage with women

step 3 don't sperg when talking to them.

Won’t happen, just like your missed quints

Well duh, but my point is men would definitely find desperation attractive.

Dude I think you are thinking of some goddamn anime shit with some 12/10 mid 20s girl. In real life you dont want someone who wont leave you the fuck alone, and of course I dont mean sexual drive.

Speak for yourself, faggot. I'd love to have a pretty girl obsessed with me.

Which is why you have no pussy.

*part of the reason

So according to you, you have to be a faggot to succeed with women.

Lol sure man, thats what I said.

Lower your standards. You will never get anyone like her.

Add thirty pounds, make her dark haired/dark eyed, complexion not flawless.

You'll get a gf.

Become someone worth dating.

Are you, OP?

The question is never: how do you “get” a girlfriend. Sure they may come a time when you have to be the one who mans-up and asks a woman out, but if you approach this as something to “get” or “acquire,” you’re missing the point.

The question is: how do I become someone who is worth dating, so that when I ask a woman out, she easily says yes?

Not OP, but
>How do I become someone who is tall?
>You can't
Also look at the type of men women go for. If that's any indication, OP should become a criminal scumbag to become "worth dating" in the eyes of women.