Boogie will never lose the wei-

Dubs and Boogie eats Sam Hyde's fucking balls

fit is a boogie board ?
no.
fit is anti-sam board.

Cool it with the anti-Samatic remarks

Honestly if he trains seriously and puts up a decent fight I will respect him a lot for it. But he will probably give up after two weeks of training, knowing his past.

I give him another two months before he gives up AGAIN and gains it all back despite having surgery to prevent it AGAIN.
He will blame Sam and his horde of trolls that don't exist.

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>He's 47?! Holy shit, I thought he was in his late 30s at worst
low test makes you look younger

t. Former D1 swimmer

It always cracks me up when fatties try swimming. They read some news article about how much energy it uses, or they hear how competitive swimmers eat 7k calories, and they think to themselves that they'll get the same benefits. It doesn't work that way. The ridiculous diets we can maintain are because we're working hard the entire time. Yes, I'm burning more than a thousand calories an hour, but that's because I'm swimming at a sub 10 minute pace for my 1000. Some fatass who waddles around in the shallow end for thirty minutes, swims four laps with rests at each wall, and calls that a workout didn't do anything.

Also, fuck all these unfit people for demanding that management raise the pool temperature. It feels fucking cold to you because you're not working out. The water's already hot enough that FINA wouldn't allow competitions to occur, and the heat is killing me when I'm trying to swim my summer workouts.

Tips on swimming techniques?

holy fuck I'm freaking the FUCK out, he's going to fucking kill sam hyde if he lets loose on the ring

What's your issue? The biggest thing I tend to see in recreational swimmers is really ugly strokes, where their body motions are actively fighting against each other and slowing them down. Kick smoother, start those at the hips/core, and focus on reaching smoothly with each stroke.

He has 0.0001% genetics

youtube.com/watch?v=m3BsRGK9RSQ
learn to make smooth movements instead of going as hard as you can before you've developed your technique

DUBS AND B**GIE DIES TONIGHT

And this time, he means it

BOOGUS IMMORTUS

The Boogie shall outlive all ITT

him and the Nikocheetos

Question. Why doesn't Any Forums want him to make it?

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post you in a speedo pic larper. If you have a small cock we will know you tell the truth.

Good for him. He looks much happier

This. Flailing im the water as hars as yoi can is cointer productive. Gotta think smooth and efficient grabbing as much watet as you can with each stroke.

For a brief period in time it seemed like he was making it.

Guess not.

Personally, I DO want him to make it. I want everyone to make it. But boogie just refuses to commit to anything. It's a very predictable pattern at this point. Not even the fucking surgery was enough to get him to stop ordering Marco's every day. It also sucks because I have fond memories of laughing my ass off at Francis videos back in the day. Obviously humor has changed a lot since then, but I remember thinking those videos were hilarious. I actually liked the guy, but it's become all too clear now that he will most likely never change.

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Because he's a massive manipulative faggot

>only way he could stop overeating was to have his stomach reduced to 1/10 it natural size, and continues to have issues with binge eating and overconsumption despite this drastic measure being taken.

A hedonist is a hedonist. He'll never change.

He already looks fat again.