How do i cheat and not get caught

how do i cheat and not get caught

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Cheat at what?

Cover all your bases. Learn how to gaslight effectively.

be smart about it, have excuses for why you are out of the house, why you have just had a shower before you got home, why you are looking at your phone, turn off gps tracking on your phone when you are visiting. Don't do anything stupid on social media, don't let the person you are cheating with know how to track you down.

Essentially, think of everything that would make you suspicious, and come up with a reason to make it not suspicious. Oh and make sure you are a good liar, and don't feel guilty about it.

CUT YO DICK OFF AND BE ALL LIKE "BITCH, I AINT GOTS NO DICK", SHIT BE JOKES.

Not getting caught is easy.

The hard part is living with the guilt attached to what you are doing.

Guilt and stress will be your downfall and the thrill of cheating is not worth the stress that comes with maintaining constant evolving lies.

Are you writing a book about cheating

don't answer boys! If it was a guy he'd give more details, this is a bitch trying to learn the tricks!

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I'v been there, this one speaks the truth. It was some of the best sex of my life though. holy moly, I got a girl to break up w/ her bf to fuck me and I stayed w/ my gf and kept fucking her. Wild days for sure. The girl was my room mates gf too XD.
But, if you don't live w/ your significant other it is very easy as long as your cheat girl knows about your actual gf and agrees to keep it a secret.

Don't, if your relationship is failing break up first

>The girl was my room mates gf too XD.
Huh, you're a giant douchebag who fucks over his friends.

It’s never worth it. Just leave

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>Virtuallocaiton

He was not my friend, I hated that guy he also lied to his gf and cheated on her w/ my other room mate supposedly. (according to my other room mate)
Still, you probably have a point. I ended up breaking it all off and telling my gf of the time the whole thing. We ended up dating for another couple years surprisingly functional after we worked past it. Def some regrets and some fond memories. Wish I had ended that relationship then, as it was not meant to be.

If you're in a monogamous relationship, but find yourself unable to remain so, then you should not be in that relationship.

Monogamy is for cucks anyway. Evolve. Learn to share. Enjoy others without possessiveness. Reap the rewards.

Find women outside of your circle. Don't date someone from work or one of your friends. Someone your girlfriend doesn't even know exist is best.

Tell them straight up you have a girlfriend. Preferably look for other people in a relationship. This is best.

Most importantly don't neglect your girlfriend. There will be days where you just left a 3 hour sex marathon with your side piece and your girlfriend initiates sex. You have to fuck her too.

Why would you want to hide it? I'm fairly open about it when I cheat on a girl with another one. They like it. I've never seen them get mad over it, unless you're fucking her arch nemesis or something usually they think it's hot. If they are jealous of it they'll just try to fuck you better than her. It's normal for men to sleep around. It's only fucked up when women do it.

>Enjoy others without possessiveness. Reap the rewards.
Wanting to belong to a person doesn't necessarily mean you are acting possessive towards them.
When two people feel like they belong to each other, they don't cheat.

Go to a different country, masturbate to the thought of another person, go back home Immediately, get divorceraped in court.

uh a roommate isn't necessarily a friend

This.

>college
doesnt count. way too easy.