>be me, 20 yrs old
>single my whole life
>have crush on 10/10 qt pi for 2 years
>talk and make her belly laugh a lot
>I muster up courage to shoot my shot
>she tells me "chill tf out"
>why am i like this
Be me, 20 yrs old
Gabriel Wood
Luis Lewis
So like I said, tzatziki sauce is absolutely the best. There's nothing that comes close, not even mayonnaise.
Julian Nguyen
Tell me user, have you heard the story of Elliot Rodgers the Wise?
Kevin Sanders
It's honey mustard for me. What the fuck is tzatziki? AKJDFIAJSOskdjkajs from ASIOJDIO? What the literal fuck?
Honey mustard is:
>Versatile
>Good
>Sweet and Tangy
Luke Harris
It is literally the sauce of greek gods, educate youurself you pleb!
Sebastian Lopez
Fools. It's Lady's Choice Sandwich Spread from the Philippines.
Joseph Collins
Looks like if I jizzed 20 times during the day and served it into a bowl, snapped off those leaves from celery and placed it inside, and called it a day.
Honey mustard is supreme no matter what.
Isaac Anderson
I'm told that Ladyboy's Choice from Thailand is better.
Joshua Butler
What the fuck is this even? Looks like some mayonnaise but not even mayonnaise. Is this just shitty nutella without cocoa? Are you fucking crazy? That's nowhere near the god level of Tzatizki and even that honer mustard thing.
Hudson James
You basically described your honey mustard crap only you forgot to add also your yellowish orangish PISS. I seriously hope you're trolling right now and not really believe that there is any other better sauce than TZATZIKI.
Charles Nguyen
stop fixating on one person, meet lots
Adrian Flores
Uneducated faggot, it's a must-have for every person with a drop of filipino blood in them. It's exactly as it sounds; a sandwich spread. You can spread that shit on a raw piece of toast and you could still eat 5 of them. It's like the shitty Kraft sandwich spread except if a professional chef made it, it tones down the flavor of the American version but if it was your grandma's recipe.
Gavin Morris
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger-cock sucking midget autist, have you never tried honey mustard?
Joseph Green
what the fuck is this thread
Chase Miller
>why am i like this
Because you're a virgin.
Ayden Sullivan
IT'S LITERALLY REAL MAYONNAISE DUDE WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME HERE
It's shit, it's literally white shit, stop eating shit, just stop.
No, I haven't because it's smells so fucking disgusting I'd rather eat a log of shit straight from Andy Sixx's asshole than your honey mustard crap. I'd flush it in a toilet along with other niggers.
Jonathan Johnson
>Lady's Choice
Looks like a bottle of liquid vaginal yeast. Is it tasty?
Nicholas Garcia
MORE LIKE FAGGOTS CHOICE AMIRITE GUISE???
Xavier Fisher
The one that should be literal white shit is your tzatziki sauce that looks like vaginal yeast added with water. What does that even taste like? Sour cream that you thought was whipped cream? You're selling me NOTHING as well.
Listen, all you need to know is that Lady's Choice Sandwich Spread of all varieties is the best thing in existence and triumphs over all the other sauces that have existed during human history.
Christian Diaz
>existed during human history.
You mean black history and it's just one month compared to glorious greek legacy of tzatziki dating back to ancient times. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. You choice is a faggot's choice and you will never be a woman anyway. This is the final choice for you now, either accept Tzatziki as the ULTIMATE SAUCE or KYS. There's no other way.
James Torres
I concede defeat, user. My fingers are tired from writing those paragraphs at 120 WPH and I have ran out of wits to use against you. I refuse to acknowledge that sauce which only a goddamned insect could like.
PHILIPPINES NUMBER ONE
LADY'S CHOICE SANDWICH SPREAD NUMBER ONE
Wyatt Anderson
You're delusional and there's no hope for you, not even a psychiatrist can help you I'm afraid. I'm leaving this thread disappointed, claiming Tzatziki is THE FINAL ANSWER AND SAUCE NO.1 UNDISPUTEDLY.
There is one small thing I'd like to add before leaving for good. OP is a fag. As always. Goodbye.
Easton Hall
OP is fake and gay
I wish you the best in life, except in your sauce endeavors. May we meet again, user.
Ian Russell
She aint gonna be yours man. It aint your fault, thats just how the cards were dealt. Move on