How do I fuck my cute philosophy professor?
How do I fuck my cute philosophy professor?
Don’t show up
Uni or high?
uni of course
She cute. Where does she teach?
Tell her you need extra help. Get to know her.
Or just take a massive shit on the lecture room floor. The pheromones will drive her crazy,
North Carolina
Purposely do poorly in her class and when she approaches you about whether you need help, ask if you can see her during office hours. Once the door is closed, whip out your rock hard song and say you want to prove you exist because Descartes didn't convince you.
Need more of this cutie OP
Kek
What school?
Tell her I need help with philosophy? lmao
Tell her you need help understanding Charles Fourier.
Never seen this before, ready to try.
Yes. Find a way. What crap does she primarily talk about?
You guys are all degenerates shooting for the lowest tier of women I've ever seen.
I ain't shooting for her. Just helping a fren
Sure thing user. She's really a cutie
Dam that bitch is ugly as fuck!
tell her that it is her obligation under the categorical imperative to please her man, and that her man is a fluctuating property which manifests itself only by the man's intention itself. after that say that you emerge that aspect and that she owes you
Not trying to give it all away, but I bet you could find knowing North Carolina uni alone
She's a psychology professor, i lied in OP lol
Would be fun to see her reaction lol