I wish I could wear sunglasses without looking retarded

I wish I could wear sunglasses without looking retarded

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sage.

yeah but at least you will be accepted by the neckbeard community

I feel like such a faggot when I wear them. Or that someone is looking at me saying "who does this faggot think he is?"

The problem is you're wearing sunglasses made specifically for pretty boys, which you are not, at your current weightage

You are permitted to wear Rayban Predator-type sunglasses in black or very dark grey only, or else you have to get gay porn light, slight, and tight to pull off those yellow-orange aviators in that picture

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Fuck off you fat piece of shit

It's the color that's wrong?

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you're ugly is what's wrong

So minimizing the exposure of my face to the public should be beneficial, correct?

Yeah there's definitely people who think that but why would I care about what dumbass insecure closeted fag thinks lol

I don't know man to me you're rocking those aviators like a king.

Including minimizing your exposure to Any Forums faggot. Literally no one has ever gone "Oh great, it's this guy again!"

if you didn’t have nappy pubes all over your face it would help.

you look good in this photo, the darker colour definitely suits you better.

If you think he looks good, you're probably equally homely.

no it’s the number that’s wrong.


…the number of chins. it’s much too high.

Darker lenses suit you more. Colored/opaque lenses are hard for anyone to pull off. Maybe try a thicker frame than wire aviators, but keep the lens shape larger to accentuate your face.

Something like this?

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stop buying women's sunglasses your fat tard
>inb4 buh buh Brad Pitt wore these in Vogue
they're women's sunglasses

They were literally worn by "the dude"

What are men's sunglasses then

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sunglasses won't fix your face
or your retarded personality

are you on the road right now or are you in an extraordinarily empty parking lot

Closer. Frames should still be a little thicker and avoid the empty nose bridge.

But they will mitigate the ugliness of my face

Parking lot

No, not really.

These actually come with an insert for the middle but the branding is too gaudy imo

Not fully but a little bit, it's better than seeing the full brunt of my ugliness