I owe a loanshark $1700 by weds and I'm already -$3000 with my bank

I owe a loanshark $1700 by weds and I'm already -$3000 with my bank

I am literally fucked

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seems like you will be killed
bye

Say goodbye to your kneecaps

you can always kys before they can get to you lol

You deserve to lose your knee caps for being so bad with money

This is what will happen to you if u don't pay up

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go rob the shark and pay him back with his own money

Bro you're fine just start sucking cocks at $5 a piece. That's only 340 cocks you have to suck before Wednesday and that's plenty of time.

For $1700? Unlikely

Yeah this is probably more realistic

I'm a pussy I couldn't do that

Not a jew so of course I'm bad with money

Damn, they'll kill him like they did to your mom in the video?

>I am literally fucked
Just charge $100 for every fuck and you are 47 fucks away from breaking even.

how did it get this bad. holy fuck.

170 if he uses the arsch

Pwn3d. Another nub rekt.

I got made redundant from work a few months ago, needed cash to survive. My bank gave me a $3000 overdraft, used it to survive, pay rent etc. It ran out, still jobless (not through lack of trying), so I went to some shady guy and got a $1000 loan from him

I'm tempted to just run away and be homeless tbh, get my bank off my bank while I'm at it

My apartment is a shithole and all I own is a TV and my phone so i'm not gonna lose much except the roof over my head

okay, now I understand. file for bankrupcy

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That looks like it’ll have to be what happens here. You don’t got someone to stay with?

run away from your problems.. yeah you go ahead and do that you delinquent piece of shit

I don't think a loanshark will accept bankruptcy as a legit excuse

Nope. I have a brother who I don't talk to and my parents are living in a retirement home

You know how to drive, opie?

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Yes but I had to sell my car