Getting drug tested by probation on monday

Getting drug tested by probation on monday.

I smoked all day everyday for a week, then nothing for 18 days. How fucked am i?

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Drink green tea now!

You're fucked bro. It took me 45 days to come up clean. Not saying it was exact 45 but somewhere in between drug test at 30 days and 45

Dumbass. You knew you were on probation.

Enjoy jail.

And it also depends if you have fatty cells that store the THC. I don't. Also I'm a light smoker

How much did u smoke?

I would just take a couple hits off a one hitter a couple times a day. I was 100% sure I would pass the 30 day one but I didn't.

You'll be fabulous!
Your drug test will be a Fail

Op here. I also run a few miles 4-5 times a week. Does that help?

Gatorade and Certo. it works

So you smoked multi days in a row?

Time for an oil change

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I smoked every day then did my initial test on day one. Did one at two weeks then 30 days then 45 days I was clean.

you are fucked.
THC is fat soluble and takes about a month for traces of it to leave your system, it stores in your fat cells and hair. It will not come out in a couple of days as over a month of peeing and sweating is only what takes it out. it will come up on your panel and you will violate your probation.

Sweating is always good. You should have prepped tho if you knew you had a test. Water water water. Try to flush your system out. If it's do or die tho I would get some fake urine.

I've heard that you can be clean after a week if you only smoke once, but stacking up days means it takes a long time to clear. So you were smokin' erry day for, what, weeks?

Maybe a couple months as a light smoker. I quit drinking so I replaced it with weed. I'm in pain management so I have to test bc I take opioids.

>smoked every day for months

Well, no wonder.

Youre fucked. If you want muy opinion, just go into probation or call prob officer and admit that you "hit some weed the other night". The consequences will be nothing compared to getting busted through the test. When you get in front of judge assuming you are arrested, admot it again and say you slipped up and youre ashamed and promise them they wont see you back in court again.

I hope you fail :^]

One less nigger on the streets

Yeah like I said I was a very light smoker per day. Just a one hitter. I guess it stored up over time.

also

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