Why should I hire you user?

Why should I hire you user?

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We can cuddle?

I can do stuff for money

you shouldn't
>shits on your desk
>refuse to elaborate further
>leaves

You shouldn't if you show at any moment that you're a weak leader I will quit without a second thought. If I realize that I can do better than you i'll quit, if you start showing you little emperor syndrome i'll quit, if you scream with me i'll punch you in the face and quit.

Is that a no? Okay. I will just get another job at McWagies

??? y'all hirin

We have considered your applications and we'll let you know in a couple weeks. We thank you for the interest you've shown in our company and our vision for the future.

....fuuuuu

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I take the most bathroom breaks of anyone I know, so my poop chute is very clean :)

You shouldn't.

I can pretend to be a tranny so you meet your diversity- and women quota

i can get dubs

>pretend

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Wanna cuddle if you start taking hormones? I can troon out too and we can do heroin together

i've added myself on your interview list. hire me or i fry every single pc this company owns

Because by hiring me, you will fuck over someone more experienced, and that will be funny.

Also I'm not a nigger

>not diverse enough

i'm very creative.

>Liberal arts degree
>next